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Forum: General Chat 09-02-12, 11:53 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 2,510
Posted By Phil Payne
Yes, but keep it well away from the glass. I...

Yes, but keep it well away from the glass. I remember a colleague in Germany dumping a bucket of hot water onto the windscreen of a hired BMW 7 series many years ago - the windscreen just blew out...
Forum: Audi sport & history 09-02-12, 12:23 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,042
Posted By Phil Payne
Only about 10% of which you know. I am not...

Only about 10% of which you know.

I am not going to be bullied or swindled into replacing an engine at my expense in an ex-private hire car with 180,000 miles on the clock and no service history,...
Forum: General Chat 07-02-12, 10:16 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,110
Posted By Phil Payne
Does anyone else remember the poor sods who used...

Does anyone else remember the poor sods who used to drive bus chassises about?

They looked for all the world like they were perched on orange boxes, dressed in turn of the nineteenth century...
Forum: General Chat 07-02-12, 08:06 PM
Replies: 104
Views: 12,882
Posted By Phil Payne
I drove (both legally and illegally) a collection...

I drove (both legally and illegally) a collection of vehicles from 14 onwards - on private roads, RAF bases and in other places. We had a Standard 8 Van (there's a video somewhere), a beautiful...
Forum: Suspension & Brakes 07-02-12, 07:31 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 9,257
Posted By Phil Payne
Interesting. I usually use a yard broom against...

Interesting. I usually use a yard broom against the head restraint - much finer adjustment using the seat back rake.

Good idea - disconnect the battery, or the rear light clusters, or the brake...
Forum: Suspension & Brakes 07-02-12, 07:27 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 9,257
Posted By Phil Payne
Can you post or PM me your complete VIN?

Can you post or PM me your complete VIN?
Forum: General Chat 07-02-12, 06:40 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,955
Posted By Phil Payne
Ditto. It's a prestige item but a nasty ride...

Ditto. It's a prestige item but a nasty ride compared with a well-sorted LWB.
Forum: General Chat 07-02-12, 02:15 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,955
Posted By Phil Payne
I use my real name on all fora, and a phone...

I use my real name on all fora, and a phone number and email address where permitted. I currently have three of the top four hits in Google for my name and every page has my phone number and email...
Forum: General Chat 07-02-12, 11:26 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 3,955
Posted By Phil Payne
Wait until they get shirty with you for not...

Wait until they get shirty with you for not answering quickly enough, even though you're doing it for nothing and none of the other established "Audi specialists" ever answers a single question.
Forum: Audi sport & history 07-02-12, 09:42 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,042
Posted By Phil Payne
Absolutely correct as far as it went, though...

Absolutely correct as far as it went, though there is also a 'corporate grey' that they use sometimes.

I merely thought that - having asked about one of the colours - he might just need the...
Forum: Audi sport & history 07-02-12, 08:10 AM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,042
Posted By Phil Payne
Done. I have it on authority (no less than...

Done.

I have it on authority (no less than Matt Cutts himself) that links other than the first found by the Googlebot have no SEO value. And links in forum posts are especially carefully treated...
Forum: Bodywork, glass & exterior fitments 06-02-12, 09:43 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 2,148
Posted By Phil Payne
I've seen a set during an inspection that you...

I've seen a set during an inspection that you wouldn't know were fibreglass unless you used a magnet.
Forum: Audi sport & history 06-02-12, 09:04 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 6,042
Posted By Phil Payne
http://www.isham-research.co.uk/quattro/paint.html

http://www.isham-research.co.uk/quattro/paint.html
Forum: General Chat 05-02-12, 12:59 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 5,110
Posted By Phil Payne
Or derailed. ...

Or derailed.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-16883749
Forum: General Chat 05-02-12, 08:24 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 1,425
Posted By Phil Payne
Back when I was doing such things, my US lawyer...

Back when I was doing such things, my US lawyer lived in Ann Arbor. He's now so rich he lives in Naples, FL - but I digress.

One day we went to the American Society of Model Engineers' exhibition...
Forum: General Chat 04-02-12, 03:22 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,493
Posted By Phil Payne
I'm using a 1985 Makita charger with 2011 Makita...

I'm using a 1985 Makita charger with 2011 Makita batteries.
Forum: General Chat 04-02-12, 02:48 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 3,493
Posted By Phil Payne
I have a Makita D3000 right-angle drill that I...

I have a Makita D3000 right-angle drill that I bought in 1985. Just recently the Hire Shop in Sheffield got me two new batteries from Makita for £23 each. The drill was older than any of the four...
Forum: Bodywork, glass & exterior fitments 03-02-12, 09:10 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 1,532
Posted By Phil Payne
Sticker on the roof of the boot or in the service...

Sticker on the roof of the boot or in the service book.

http://www.isham-research.co.uk/quattro/paint.html and click on the year.
Forum: Cars For Sale 01-02-12, 12:32 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 2,845
Posted By Phil Payne
Doesn't seem to have bothered with a proper 20V...

Doesn't seem to have bothered with a proper 20V airbox. If you're spending this much, why scrimp on a cone filter?
Forum: General Chat 31-01-12, 10:10 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,412
Posted By Phil Payne
Back when I was a lad you could still get "flash...

Back when I was a lad you could still get "flash powder" from the Co-op chemists in Derby. The stuff they used to use in the early 1900s for flash photography?

It was basically aluminium powder...
Forum: General Chat 31-01-12, 01:53 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,797
Posted By Phil Payne
It's the Zionists who amuse and perplex me by...

It's the Zionists who amuse and perplex me by turns.

The whole David and Solomon thing, back in the tenth century BC? Not ONE single scrap of archeological evidence that Jerusalem was ever more...
Forum: General Chat 31-01-12, 10:50 AM
Replies: 31
Views: 5,474
Posted By Phil Payne
It's not just blind people. The new buses that...

It's not just blind people. The new buses that Stagecoach are using on the 120 route from Halfway tram stop through the centre of Sheffield have both 6MB/s WiFi and a kind of KERS system that...
Forum: General Chat 31-01-12, 10:35 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 2,797
Posted By Phil Payne
The University of East Anglia was massively...

The University of East Anglia was massively successful in persuading the world at large that the massive leak was all about a few naughty emails. In fact BY FAR the most damaging document to the...
Forum: General Chat 31-01-12, 12:00 AM
Replies: 4
Views: 1,407
Posted By Phil Payne
Yup. Anyone around the Sheffield area on a...

Yup. Anyone around the Sheffield area on a Thursday evening can seek out the Midland at Killamarsh and watch James (9) and his sister Georgiana (12).

If Georgiana decides to tackle "Whole lotta...
Forum: Engine 30-01-12, 11:43 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 2,817
Posted By Phil Payne
Sounds like Ken Mills at KMI Petrol Injection...

Sounds like Ken Mills at KMI Petrol Injection Engineers. He's now retired, but his firm continues - although relocated from Fulham to Letchworth (?).
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