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Old 08-10-09, 08:22 AM   #21
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Do you shag on first dates? No? Well lie down while i have one.
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Old 08-10-09, 11:24 PM   #22
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The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles ... and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue
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Old 08-10-09, 11:26 PM   #23
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Ha this one really cracked me up at work earlier today;

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.
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Old 11-10-09, 09:55 PM   #24
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to a lady in a short skirt, wow the lefts like a roast and the rights a fry up........but i love to snack between meals !!
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