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Members: 19,745 | Total Threads: 40,088 | Total Posts: 471,063 Currently Active Users: 1522 (0 members and 1522 guests) Welcome to our newest member, Esmeraldoscwr |
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Ex Member
Classic Audi Club Member
Join Date: Dec 2007
Posts: 5,565
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Do you shag on first dates? No? Well lie down while i have one.
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Grown up member
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Maidenhead -.~
Posts: 85
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The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!
I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles ... and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue |
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Grown up member
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Maidenhead -.~
Posts: 85
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Ha this one really cracked me up at work earlier today;
If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning. |
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Grown up member
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Derby
Posts: 59
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to a lady in a short skirt, wow the lefts like a roast and the rights a fry up........but i love to snack between meals !!
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