Chat up lines
 

Now we've all been there, where an unsuspecting soul appears from nowhere and one feels that it is time to show everyone what you are made off, you slowly walk up to the person keeping them in your sight at all times, you finally get within touching distance and say the words "when they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together" at which point she leaves a painful mark on your cheek and you never feel that same amount of courage ever again...well that is until you get a few drinks down.

So ladies and gents, what heart throbbing words has one said to you or yourself said to another.

*deleated due to site being a family one*amanda

*if anyone gets upset by that just ask me to remove it and I shall, don,t mean to cause offence.

So people lets have it, share your wisdom!

find a nice girl and an ugly girl together, go the the ugly one and ask if she wants to dance, when she says yes say " Fu&% off then so i can talk to your mate!
evil line but made me laugh!:devil:

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

No its a highway to hell......

Here's a few for ya (cheese factor 10!)......

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?:shake:

For a fat chick, you sure have small t*ts.:wall::wall:

Excuse me, I'm about to go home & masturbate but need a name to go with the face.:nonod::wierdo:

Are you as good as your mother?:(

Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.:nonod::wall:

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?:rolleyes::hmmm:

Disclaimer.If you,re easily offended?DON,T READ.
 

You go up to a pretty lady and ask,"Do you want to dance"?When she says "No" you say "surpose a F***ks out the question.:lol::lol::lol:
Now you know why i,m single.

Hmmmmmmmmm You lot are taking the pee :fire:

'How do you like your eggs in the morning then ?' 'Boiled fried or fertilised?' Never really took off that one, for me anyway, bit like...'get ya coat, you've pulled'.

Ha nice one, gona have to write that one down for the weekends

ha these are quite good, and to think they never work.

Are you as good as your mother <--- that one always makes me laugh

heres one from way back when still need to see if it works have a slight suspicion this might not;

"I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside."