Chat up lines

audi_kid · 07-10-09, 12:24 PM

Now we've all been there, where an unsuspecting soul appears from nowhere and one feels that it is time to show everyone what you are made off, you slowly walk up to the person keeping them in your sight at all times, you finally get within touching distance and say the words "when they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together" at which point she leaves a painful mark on your cheek and you never feel that same amount of courage ever again...well that is until you get a few drinks down.

So ladies and gents, what heart throbbing words has one said to you or yourself said to another.

*deleated due to site being a family one*amanda

*if anyone gets upset by that just ask me to remove it and I shall, don,t mean to cause offence.

So people lets have it, share your wisdom!

andy · 07-10-09, 12:27 PM

find a nice girl and an ugly girl together, go the the ugly one and ask if she wants to dance, when she says yes say " Fu&% off then so i can talk to your mate!
evil line but made me laugh!

4v6 · 07-10-09, 01:32 PM

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

No its a highway to hell......

sprig · 07-10-09, 01:41 PM

Here's a few for ya (cheese factor 10!)......

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

For a fat chick, you sure have small t*ts.

Excuse me, I'm about to go home & masturbate but need a name to go with the face.

Are you as good as your mother?

Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

BIGGYIN · 07-10-09, 06:15 PM

You go up to a pretty lady and ask,"Do you want to dance"?When she says "No" you say "surpose a F***ks out the question.

Now you know why i,m single.

amanda · 07-10-09, 06:23 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm You lot are taking the pee

Booty · 07-10-09, 08:39 PM

'How do you like your eggs in the morning then ?' 'Boiled fried or fertilised?' Never really took off that one, for me anyway, bit like...'get ya coat, you've pulled'.

audi_kid · 07-10-09, 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4v6

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

No its a highway to hell......

Ha nice one, gona have to write that one down for the weekends

audi_kid · 07-10-09, 09:33 PM

ha these are quite good, and to think they never work.

Are you as good as your mother <--- that one always makes me laugh

audi_kid · 07-10-09, 09:35 PM

heres one from way back when still need to see if it works have a slight suspicion this might not;

"I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside."

07-10-09, 01:41 PM	#4
sprig on the road again! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Burton-on-Trent Posts: 337	Here's a few for ya (cheese factor 10!)...... Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? For a fat chick, you sure have small tts. Excuse me, I'm about to go home & masturbate but need a name to go with the face. Are you as good as your mother? Is there a Rainbow, because you're the treasure I've been searching for. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often? __________________ teamwackeldackel*

07-10-09, 06:15 PM	#5
BIGGYIN 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Merseyside Posts: 7,976	Disclaimer.If you,re easily offended?DON,T READ. You go up to a pretty lady and ask,"Do you want to dance"?When she says "No" you say "surpose a F***ks out the question. Now you know why i,m single.

07-10-09, 06:23 PM	#6
amanda quattro hussie!! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: doin' it on all fours!! Posts: 5,993	Hmmmmmmmmm You lot are taking the pee __________________ Mystic blue m3 ghay hairdresser mobile 4 sheds 1 shopping trolley Gti RS6 ...my baby

07-10-09, 08:39 PM	#7
Booty Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Deepest darkest Shropshire Posts: 5,077	'How do you like your eggs in the morning then ?' 'Boiled fried or fertilised?' Never really took off that one, for me anyway, bit like...'get ya coat, you've pulled'. __________________ 1987 Audi Coupe quattro - Clarion Tribute Car 2012 Audi A6 Allroad 2004 Mercedes SLK 350 2017 Mercedes GLA 220

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audi_kid Grown up member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Maidenhead -.~ Posts: 85	heres one from way back when still need to see if it works have a slight suspicion this might not; "I want you to have my children... they're in the car outside."