Chat up lines

[audi_kid]

Now we've all been there, where an unsuspecting soul appears from nowhere and one feels that it is time to show everyone what you are made off, you slowly walk up to the person keeping them in your sight at all times, you finally get within touching distance and say the words "when they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together" at which point she leaves a painful mark on your cheek and you never feel that same amount of courage ever again...well that is until you get a few drinks down.

So ladies and gents, what heart throbbing words has one said to you or yourself said to another.

*deleated due to site being a family one*amanda

*if anyone gets upset by that just ask me to remove it and I shall, don,t mean to cause offence.

So people lets have it, share your wisdom!