Guts or balls?????

[Coxy]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them?:
In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask 'Are you still cleaning' or 'Are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say 'You're next, fatty!'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, however, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death!!

[amanda]

Originally Posted by Coxy

Medically speaking, however, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death!!

Heheheheheh glad you know your place then Coxy

[Ben]

*Chuckles*