realy bad news

[john johnson]

new.........Mr Feasant Phucker........bet its in a pie now!

[Gaz]

Originally Posted by john johnson

another jaguar..

may go back to the M6 and try and find my hockey sticks and grill.....that was in several hundred pieces

Oh hockey sticks! ... I remember I got my m8 to pick them up the day after my crash.

I was too gutted (and a little embarrassed) to return to the scene.

[Emjay]

I'm a pheasent phuckers son and I sit here phucking pheasants till the pheasant phuckings done

Got the Vovo booked in for repair on April 7th. That dam bird actually put a crease in the lower valence the fat b'stard

[Isimmo]

Originally Posted by Emjay

I'm a pheasent phuckers son and I sit here phucking pheasants till the pheasant phuckings done

Got the Vovo booked in for repair on April 7th. That dam bird actually put a crease in the lower valence the fat b'stard

That's a write off...

Break it for parts....

[john johnson]

thats some fat bird.....normally me that copped for the fat birds after a few pints

the entrails hanging out were gross

[matt_c]

Originally Posted by john johnson

......i aint told Matt yet..........!

I do not belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeve it . I wondered why you had gone all quiet on me.

John if you didnt have bad luck you'd have none at all , i will be setting the alarm on the parts stash when i go away on holiday this week but im sure i have all of the parts you need tucked away but you cant pay or them in novelty soap cocks and the fuch's stay on my car.

you were'nt tucking into a breakfast cob on the way to the breakfast club where you, having tuck your hands off of the wheel, eyes off of the road and unplugged your brain cell?

Will call you tomorrow as long as you dont end up in a field on your roof.

[john johnson]

did'nt know how to tell you! dont do fields only when picking strawberrys

at least the samba's in the garage now, so its classed as in storage and the rents gone up