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Old 23-03-09, 03:12 PM   #61
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a cock in a quattro hit some tit in an astra in the outside lane that slammed here brakes on for now apparent reason and skidded, said cock had no where to go .....
You mean a sausage in a quattro surely!
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Old 23-03-09, 03:56 PM   #62
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so true, one sausage jockey! think im going to pack it in the quatts and by a greenhouse and grow marrows...sit there and talk to em all night long.....or rear prize toads and take em for walks
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Old 23-03-09, 04:05 PM   #63
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hi m8 how are you my offer still stands m8 just send a private meesage of your adress and i got a big box straight up post office ,parcel force asap job done m8 ok sort out thing once car on road ok
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Old 23-03-09, 04:11 PM   #64
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Thanks Gabe M8

fetching a new car tonight so wont have time to survey the wreckage , poss tomoz
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Old 23-03-09, 04:21 PM   #65
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fetching a new car tonight so wont have time to survey the wreckage , poss tomoz

ooohhh, what you getting ....??? pray tell Yorkshireman
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Old 23-03-09, 04:30 PM   #66
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another jaguar..

may go back to the M6 and try and find my hockey sticks and grill.....that was in several hundred pieces
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Old 23-03-09, 04:59 PM   #67
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think im going to pack it in the quatts and by a greenhouse and grow marrows...sit there and talk to em all night long.....or rear prize toads and take em for walks
really sorry to read about your car, always thought it'd be me that crashed first!. Was the damage to your brain permanent or have you come to your senses now???
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another jaguar..

may go back to the M6 and try and find my hockey sticks and grill.....that was in several hundred pieces
what sort? another S type?
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Old 23-03-09, 08:46 PM   #69
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yeahh, an ex demo jobby cheap! another diesel
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old or new model?
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