A little test?????????????

BIGGYIN · 20-12-09, 05:16 PM

The Bathtub Test (keep in mind what you would do)

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

HOW WOULD YOU DO IT???????

I,ll give the right answer later.

Coxy · 20-12-09, 05:20 PM

I'd pull the plug out!

Couperman · 20-12-09, 05:22 PM

There's always one smart alec

amanda · 20-12-09, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coxy

I'd pull the plug out!

Same here Coxy

BIGGYIN · 20-12-09, 05:25 PM

It was an email off a mate,it made me think.

pimpdriver · 20-12-09, 09:18 PM

both me and my Wife said the same thing too.

Have you seen this (think about the question before scrolling down):

he following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most
professionals have the brains of a four year old.

Isimmo · 20-12-09, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpdriver

both me and my Wife said the same thing too.

Have you seen this (think about the question before scrolling down):

he following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be "professional". Scroll down for each answer. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?

Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory. OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?

Correct Answer: You swim across. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most
professionals have the brains of a four year old.

You failed to state the size of the fridge, thus, they were leading questions...

You wouldn't have a small penis would you?....

Is a leading question....

PS - Andersen Consulting is no more, it's Accenture....

amanda · 20-12-09, 11:38 PM

Oh dear and we have drs setting these questions .................................................o pss whose madder

20vcqdriver · 20-12-09, 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGGYIN

The Bathtub Test (keep in mind what you would do)

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

HOW WOULD YOU DO IT???????

I,ll give the right answer later.

I'd enjoy a good bath first,... then pull the plug out.

BIGGYIN · 20-12-09, 11:41 PM

You didn,t ask,but it was ICED water.

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