Worlds biggest snake found dead!!!

dubmeister · 01-10-09, 08:18 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uqg3Pg2M9WU

Emjay · 01-10-09, 08:21 PM

nope, I'm sorry to dissapoint everyone but I've just been to the loo and can safely report the worlds biggest snake is very much alive and well

Booty · 01-10-09, 08:26 PM

Bastard, made me jump.

Emjay · 01-10-09, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Booty

Bastard, made me jump.

mine will make you more than jump

crisarc · 01-10-09, 08:34 PM

dodgy ticker?

Isimmo · 01-10-09, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjay

mine will make you more than jump

Feel sick per-chance?

Emjay · 01-10-09, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Isimmo

Feel sick per-chance?

more like make ya pregnant

Isimmo · 01-10-09, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjay

more like make ya pregnant

Morning Sickness then?...

Incidentally, why's it called 'Morning Sickness'? When they chuck up all day long?

Emjay · 01-10-09, 09:39 PM

aahh the questions of life....the ones that come to you after a couple of whisky macs... does god exist?...does the queen fart???...what the hell is grundle butter???

quattrokid · 01-10-09, 10:11 PM

when I was in Singapore I went on a night safari around Singapore Zoo... arrived at the reptile section, walked around a corner to come face to face with a yawning adult anaconda

It was an inch away through the glass and this thing was like a telegraph pole thick... I reeled backwards and triped over a kids buggy chair and landed awkwardly on my arse

tell you what though I havent got to my feet as quick as I DID THAT NIGHT THATS FOR SURE

fortunately the kid wasnt in his buggy..... he thought it was funny until HE saw the snake, burst into tears then shat himself

he was young enough to do that..... I wasnt

01-10-09, 08:26 PM	#3
Booty Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Deepest darkest Shropshire Posts: 5,077	Bastard, made me jump. __________________ 1987 Audi Coupe quattro - Clarion Tribute Car 2012 Audi A6 Allroad 2004 Mercedes SLK 350 2017 Mercedes GLA 220

01-10-09, 08:34 PM	#5
crisarc Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: shrewsbury Posts: 1,172	dodgy ticker? __________________

01-10-09, 10:11 PM	#10
quattrokid 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ayrshire Posts: 9,654	when I was in Singapore I went on a night safari around Singapore Zoo... arrived at the reptile section, walked around a corner to come face to face with a yawning adult anaconda It was an inch away through the glass and this thing was like a telegraph pole thick... I reeled backwards and triped over a kids buggy chair and landed awkwardly on my arse tell you what though I havent got to my feet as quick as I DID THAT NIGHT THATS FOR SURE fortunately the kid wasnt in his buggy..... he thought it was funny until HE saw the snake, burst into tears then shat himself he was young enough to do that..... I wasnt __________________ RS4 B5 (wife's / ours now ) S3 8L Imola Yellow S3 8L Nogaro blue UrWR SOLD UrS4 saloon (SOLD again) S4 Cabrio (SOLD) A4 cabrio 2.5 V6tdi (SOLD) 80 cabrio 2.6 V6 SOLD 90 quattro 10v SOLD 100 2.2e SOLD FOUNDING MEMBER the 200,000 Plus miles Club

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Emjay Man Fettler Extraodinaire Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke Posts: 7,417	nope, I'm sorry to dissapoint everyone but I've just been to the loo and can safely report the worlds biggest snake is very much alive and well

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Emjay Man Fettler Extraodinaire Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke Posts: 7,417	aahh the questions of life....the ones that come to you after a couple of whisky macs... does god exist?...does the queen fart???...what the hell is grundle butter???