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BIGGYIN · 20-07-11, 06:36 PM

I think she is related,to my partner?She's there when I need her,she doesn't give me lip,she's cheap to maintain(1 x inner tube,repair kit.),she doesn't take up much space in the house and she's faithful.

tttoptotty · 20-07-11, 06:45 PM

I like the song it's a catchy tune

and to be honest the doll is probably better looking than some of the "things" we see on a Saturday night in Blackburn

Phil Payne · 20-07-11, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Tanni

.. Aarhus ...

I visited Aarhus a few times to try and sell a large mainframe to Landbrugets EDB Center.

("We want to register every pig in Denmark.")

I can understand you preferring Runcorn.

I used to hum a famous German song by Torfrock: "Wir unterkellern Schleswig-Holstein". One of my favourites, and also applies to Aarhus.

BIGGYIN · 20-07-11, 08:01 PM

‪Torfrock - Wir unterkellern SchleÃŸwig Holstein [Track 20]‬&rlm; - YouTube

Phil Payne · 20-07-11, 09:10 PM

You can't translate things like this easily:

We'll put a cellar under Schlesswig Holstein
The Alps will be wallpapered
Lower Bavaria will be varnished
And we'll tarmac the Ruhr

It helps if you're wasted.

Isimmo · 20-07-11, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Phil Payne

You can't translate things like this easily:

We'll put a cellar under Schlesswig Holstein
The Alps will be wallpapered
Lower Bavaria will be varnished
And we'll tarmac the Ruhr

It helps if you're wasted.

Indeed...

And to be fair I struggled with the first video in English too; especially with the opening lines of 'I fist F8ck your lover and rip his heart out'...

Very jolly stuff...

Can I just sit on the prom with an ice cream and watch the totty?....

Oh, hang on, I'd get arrested for that!...

SorenR · 20-07-11, 10:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Isimmo

Indeed...

And to be fair I struggled with the first video in English too; especially with the opening lines of 'I fist F8ck your lover and rip his heart out'...

Very jolly stuff...

Can I just sit on the prom with an ice cream and watch the totty?....

Oh, hang on, I'd get arrested for that!...

Actually he opens with 'I kill your lover, no doubt. I'll fist F8ck his a$$ and rip his heart out'...

Nothing of this kind can upset me any more... My kids are 19 and 22 so I've heard most of it - once, and only once!

But.. I have the cure for faul language... 30 minutes daily with this...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

Hanuman · 20-07-11, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by SorenR

But.. I have the cure for faul language... 30 minutes daily with this...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama

Sick git! I'll not sleep now, while that bloody song rattles around my skull.
Cheers.

quattrokid · 21-07-11, 01:03 AM

RATFLMAO

at the LAMA song!! is that top of the pops in outer Mongolia or somewhere?

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20-07-11, 09:10 PM	#6
Phil Payne Banned Join Date: May 2010 Location: Sheffield Posts: 1,809	You can't translate things like this easily: We'll put a cellar under Schlesswig Holstein The Alps will be wallpapered Lower Bavaria will be varnished And we'll tarmac the Ruhr It helps if you're wasted.