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I think she is related,to my partner?She's there when I need her,she doesn't give me lip,she's cheap to maintain(1 x inner tube,repair kit.),she doesn't take up much space in the house and she's faithful.:tup:

I like the song it's a catchy tune :tup:and to be honest the doll is probably better looking than some of the "things" we see on a Saturday night in Blackburn :yikes:

I visited Aarhus a few times to try and sell a large mainframe to Landbrugets EDB Center.

("We want to register every pig in Denmark.")

I can understand you preferring Runcorn.

I used to hum a famous German song by Torfrock: "Wir unterkellern Schleswig-Holstein". One of my favourites, and also applies to Aarhus.

You can't translate things like this easily:

We'll put a cellar under Schlesswig Holstein
The Alps will be wallpapered
Lower Bavaria will be varnished
And we'll tarmac the Ruhr

It helps if you're wasted.

Indeed...


And to be fair I struggled with the first video in English too; especially with the opening lines of 'I fist F8ck your lover and rip his heart out'...

Very jolly stuff...

Can I just sit on the prom with an ice cream and watch the totty?....

Oh, hang on, I'd get arrested for that!...

Actually he opens with 'I kill your lover, no doubt. I'll fist F8ck his a$$ and rip his heart out'...

Nothing of this kind can upset me any more... My kids are 19 and 22 so I've heard most of it - once, and only once! ;)

But.. I have the cure for faul language... 30 minutes daily with this...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama :lol:

Sick git! I'll not sleep now, while that bloody song rattles around my skull.
Cheers.:grr:

RATFLMAO :lol::lol::lol::lol: at the LAMA song!! is that top of the pops in outer Mongolia or somewhere?