Do you shag on first dates? No? Well lie down while i have one.

The only thing I want between our relationship is latex!

I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles ... and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue

Ha this one really cracked me up at work earlier today;

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning.

to a lady in a short skirt, wow the lefts like a roast and the rights a fry up........but i love to snack between meals !!