Mr and Miss Rowntree

Coxy · 16-11-09, 11:01 PM

Mr Cadbury and Miss Rowntree met on a Double Decker, it was After Eight.
She was from Quality Street, he was from Fisherman’s Friend. On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar, he had a Rum and Butter, she had a Wine Gum. He asked her name, “Polo, I’m the one with the hole,” she said. “I’m the one with the nuts,” he thought! Then he touched her Milky Way.

They checked into a hotel, and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn’t long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt her Cream Egg. He fondled her Flap Jacks then he showed her his Curly Wurly and Tic Tacs. Miss Rowntree wasn’t keen to have any Jelly Babies so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.

He was quite pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge. It was a magic moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When he pulled out, his fun size Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more, but he needed Time Out, however, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. He did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet Dip and finished off by giving her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately, Mr Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.

Sadly he was soon to discover he had a STI. It turned out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Basset who apparently had Allsorts!!!

Isimmo · 16-11-09, 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coxy

she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard via her Party Ring.

You should be banned for that....

ZermattGT · 16-11-09, 11:07 PM

Hey now. Nasty boy.
Demerits.

c9eag · 16-11-09, 11:20 PM

ha ha

things like this make the night shift all worth while

brilliant

spink · 17-11-09, 12:57 AM

I had a very similar version of this texted to me the other day,did make me chuckle.Although what makes this one is the fact that a moderator posted it,it would be good if more forums were so down to earth.

quattrokid · 17-11-09, 05:02 AM

isnt this a bit "tooty fruity" for this time of morning? great "topic" of conversation with fellow colegues but I promise I wont "Fruit tella"

Emjay · 17-11-09, 08:13 AM

very good

monkeyboyuk · 17-11-09, 09:07 AM

haha this one always brings a smile

Micky · 17-11-09, 06:22 PM

sweet

monkeyboyuk · 17-11-09, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Micky

sweet

Boom Boom!!

17-11-09, 05:02 AM	#6
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17-11-09, 09:07 AM	#8
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