The plus side of being ill!

Coxy · 13-05-08, 06:39 AM

Come down with this sickness bug that seems to be going around at the moment, feel like crap but still off to work. Haven't slept all night and spent the most of it talking to God on the Big White telephone in the bathroom, but on the upside, I weighed myself this morning, and for the first time in 3 years, I'm finally under 12 stone and I didn't have to eat bloody rabbit food to do it!!

Here's for a few well earnt beers and a curry when I'm feeling a tad better!

61 stu · 13-05-08, 07:08 AM

every cloud and all that

4v6 · 13-05-08, 07:09 AM

Norovirus i think. Lasts around 24 to 48 hours and you dont know which end is more important to pay attention to while its got you.
Kid bro had it around 2 weeks ago, he went every colour of the spectrum....lmao.

Apparently picked up from surfaces contaminated by poo; ie, folks not washing their hands after coming out the trap.
Nasty virus tho thankfully short lived.
Best wishes on the weight loss programme coxy.

Coxy · 13-05-08, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by 4v6

Norovirus i think. Lasts around 24 to 48 hours and you dont know which end is more important to pay attention to while its got you.
Kid bro had it around 2 weeks ago, he went every colour of the spectrum....lmao.

Apparently picked up from surfaces contaminated by poo; ie, folks not washing their hands after coming out the trap.
Nasty virus tho thankfully short lived.
Best wishes on the weight loss programme coxy.

I must employ a load of dirty gits then cos 7 off my drivers have had it in the past 2 weeks!!

ain't letting any of them in the office any more! They can push their paperwork through the letterbox and sod off!

Isimmo · 13-05-08, 10:12 AM

You always said you could polish a turd to make it shine... You're not supposed to try...

Seriously Coxy, hope you feel better soon mate, staring down the toilet basin and 2am are never good combinations.

Booty · 13-05-08, 12:02 PM

Have you got a batch of norovirus in a bottle. Need to lose a stone or three. Ideal weight 14.5 stone!! Actual weight .......................................17 huh hum

Isimmo · 13-05-08, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bootyrallyrep

Have you got a batch of norovirus in a bottle. Need to lose a stone or three. Ideal weight 14.5 stone!! Actual weight .......................................17 huh hum

Don't talk rubbish... You're the correct weight....

For a man of 8ft 3".....

Coxy · 13-05-08, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Bootyrallyrep

Have you got a batch of norovirus in a bottle. Need to lose a stone or three. Ideal weight 14.5 stone!! Actual weight .......................................17 huh hum

come and grab a cuppa on yer way through! Probably guarantee to give you a dose if you're here for more than 5 minutes!

chuffed. Down to 11st 13 1/2! (damn, I sound like a woman!!). Been hovvering around the 12st 5 for 5 months.

I suppose I could give up food and beer and Old Curiosity sweets but how boring would that be!

Coxy · 14-05-08, 09:48 PM

well, just to confirm after a Lamb Bhoona and a couple of pints of Guinness, all is well and I've firing on all 4's again!

Stupid saying really firing on a fours! Must have been before 5 pots were invented!

darreno'd' · 15-05-08, 04:47 AM

Bizzarely an american friend of mine does refer to firing on all eight.....show off !

13-05-08, 10:12 AM	#5
Isimmo Super Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	You always said you could polish a turd to make it shine... You're not supposed to try... Seriously Coxy, hope you feel better soon mate, staring down the toilet basin and 2am are never good combinations. __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.

13-05-08, 12:02 PM	#6
Booty Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Deepest darkest Shropshire Posts: 5,077	Have you got a batch of norovirus in a bottle. Need to lose a stone or three. Ideal weight 14.5 stone!! Actual weight .......................................17 huh hum __________________ 1987 Audi Coupe quattro - Clarion Tribute Car 2012 Audi A6 Allroad 2004 Mercedes SLK 350 2017 Mercedes GLA 220

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61 stu Grown up member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: South Woodham Posts: 82	every cloud and all that

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4v6 Ex Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,565	Norovirus i think. Lasts around 24 to 48 hours and you dont know which end is more important to pay attention to while its got you. Kid bro had it around 2 weeks ago, he went every colour of the spectrum....lmao. Apparently picked up from surfaces contaminated by poo; ie, folks not washing their hands after coming out the trap. Nasty virus tho thankfully short lived. Best wishes on the weight loss programme coxy.

14-05-08, 09:48 PM	#9
Coxy 4 Ring Mafia Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: on the side of a hill in Shropshire! Posts: 28,215	well, just to confirm after a Lamb Bhoona and a couple of pints of Guinness, all is well and I've firing on all 4's again! Stupid saying really firing on a fours! Must have been before 5 pots were invented!