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sinbin5t · 13-02-18, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Davids

I see Oxfam are changing stylie to try and increase revenue in light of their recent indiscretions and drop off in custom

Colin Aitchison · 14-02-18, 05:59 PM

Oxfam new look coming to your high street soon.

Davids · 19-02-18, 11:52 AM

NEWS FLASH

A chronically dyslexic man from Blackpool was arrested at the Grange Park Pilates studio after dressing up as Captain Jack Sparrow, declaring a mutiny and challenging startled staff to a sword fight.

sinbin5t · 19-02-18, 07:23 PM

Pilates eh

I like that one David !

urquattr085 · 19-02-18, 07:48 PM

This one has been doing the rounds.......

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, 'I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, 'I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die.' He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, 'My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.'

The little boy said, 'That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag...

urquattr085 · 19-02-18, 07:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Davids

NEWS FLASH

A chronically dyslexic man from Blackpool was arrested at the Grange Park Pilates studio after dressing up as Captain Jack Sparrow, declaring a mutiny and challenging startled staff to a sword fight.

Very good David

A dyslexic drug addict was arrested this weekend in our local park.
After dropping a couple of "F's" he was seen trying to inject a heron

sinbin5t · 19-02-18, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by urquattr085

This one has been doing the rounds.......

An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, 'I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, 'I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die.' He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, 'My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.'

The little boy said, 'That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag...

sinbin5t · 19-02-18, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by urquattr085

A dyslexic drug addict was arrested this weekend in our local park.
After dropping a couple of "F's" he was seen trying to inject a heron

Davids · 19-02-18, 08:54 PM

I knew a dyslexic pimp once who tried to buy a warehouse

Davids · 19-02-18, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by urquattr085

Very good David

A dyslexic drug addict was arrested this weekend in our local park.
After dropping a couple of "F's" he was seen trying to inject a heron

Like that, very good

19-02-18, 07:48 PM	#275
urquattr085 Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: May 2016 Location: Displaced Northerner in Essex Posts: 1,528	This one has been doing the rounds....... An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, 'I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane. The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, 'I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die.' He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane. The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, 'My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.' The little boy said, 'That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag... __________________ 1985 WR quattro 2010 A6 3.0Tdi Allroad 2010 A3 1.4 tfsi Sport - Sold but still in the family 1984 80 Quattro - Sold many moons ago 1981 Coupe GT - Sold to buy above

14-02-18, 05:59 PM	#272
Colin Aitchison Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Back home in Tillicoultry Posts: 1,308	Oxfam new look coming to your high street soon.

19-02-18, 11:52 AM	#273
Davids 4 ring whore! Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 3,124	NEWS FLASH A chronically dyslexic man from Blackpool was arrested at the Grange Park Pilates studio after dressing up as Captain Jack Sparrow, declaring a mutiny and challenging startled staff to a sword fight.

19-02-18, 07:23 PM	#274
sinbin5t 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Where a spike points skywards Posts: 12,960	Pilates eh I like that one David !

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Davids 4 ring whore! Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 3,124	I knew a dyslexic pimp once who tried to buy a warehouse