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Old 01-12-17, 08:39 AM   #1
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Default That time of year, cr@p songs and presents

Its that dreaded time of year again, well for some of us, and this old rubbish comes out of the radio.

Rather than ruin good music threads post your most hated despised loathed Crimbo songs on here, or the ones you just don't like.

You might like to post the ones you do like, we don't mind, but whatever they don't deserve to be in the music threads, bottom of the cupboard, back of the wardrobe, in the pants and socks drawer yes, once a year dragged out dusty, a screaming and a kicking.

Here is a few to be going on with

https://youtu.be/Li8GrxE1jfg
FFS sake who lets these get published

https://youtu.be/Y_CubpdMxcs
Ducking hell

https://youtu.be/oAoHio9OEyY
Horrible whining kid singing it, needs a slap, lyrics appealing though

https://youtu.be/OE4vvAxepz4
Hummmmmmmmm

And one for Bruce
https://youtu.be/-5TO1hqh4KY
I aint saying nuffink
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Old 01-12-17, 08:59 AM   #2
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So as well as xmas tunes post up your worst presents you have received, sent, thinking of sending, want to send.

Help us who don't like this time of year cheer up with your misery. Socks don't count, party pants do, book tokens, last years calendar, anything, get it up
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Old 01-12-17, 09:04 AM   #3
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New from Ronco!!
Available for immediate, ahem, delivery.

The Ronco Roto wipe!
Never mind if you’ve just had a toilet experience like a load of old shoes falling out the loft or maybe a flock of migrating sparrows or even half a Dundee cake- the Ronco Roto wipe is for you.

Even if you’ve parked one like an Eddie Stobart lorry, jackknifed in the pan, the Ronco Roto wipe will have you spick and span in no time.

Please forward all your bank details to Prince Omogo Nuwalliesun 3rd, C/O A1 Taxis New Malden who will rush you a Ronco Roto wipe at some point. Possibly. Ish.


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Old 01-12-17, 10:41 AM   #4
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Christmas starts when Noddy Holder says so
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Old 01-12-17, 11:21 AM   #5
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Christmas starts when Noddy Holder says so
He has been singing it in Morrisons since the end of October
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Old 01-12-17, 11:49 AM   #6
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Not at our Morrisons, they are still playing the employees playlists, which is quite soulful being in a northern town. I can remember singing along with Otis Reading - Try a little tenderness whilst perusing the frozen chips this morning.

I don't mind chrimbo tunes, it's only that Mariah Carey one that gets on my tit's
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Old 01-12-17, 12:21 PM   #7
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Not at our Morrisons, they are still playing the employees playlists, which is quite soulful being in a northern town. I can remember singing along with Otis Reading - Try a little tenderness whilst perusing the frozen chips this morning.

I don't mind chrimbo tunes, it's only that Mariah Carey one that gets on my tit's
Would be a shame not to

https://youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY

This thread is about crap Christmas songs, Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers Ben's
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Old 01-12-17, 05:05 PM   #8
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Will have some fun later with this

That Roto Wipe, if i knew somebody i didn't like was visiting i would put a wire wheel on it


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Old 01-12-17, 05:54 PM   #9
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I waiting for a f,ed up funk version from someone that will reall get on our boobies
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Fantastic! Does it have a reverse gear?
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