HUGE Stool....

Isimmo · 01-11-13, 12:09 PM

Went for a walk with the dog earlier, and found lots of these...

I put the dogs frisbee alongside so you get an idea of scale....

THEN....

I put the dog alongside the frisbee...

4v6 · 01-11-13, 12:12 PM

Thats a small doggy.

Daveymaclad · 01-11-13, 12:14 PM

Was it just me or was anyone else expecting a photo of A turd form the thread name and moreso when it starts to read "took dog out for a walk and..."

vee six · 01-11-13, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Daveymaclad

Was it just me or was anyone else expecting a photo of A turd form the thread name and moreso when it starts to read "took dog out for a walk and..."

No, not just you! I was expecting a photo of a great big steaming Thora Hurd.....

Thankfully it was just a fungal umbrella.

Isimmo · 01-11-13, 12:29 PM

Its quite interesting in close up, probably something that'd get the regulars of the (used to be a) 'Hot Burd (and now an ol' boiler) Thread' excited.

vee six · 01-11-13, 12:32 PM

Bleugh, crusty nipples.....

Ben · 01-11-13, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by 4v6

Thats a small doggy.

The frisbee is small, that doggie is far away.

Daveymaclad · 01-11-13, 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vee six

No, not just you! I was expecting a photo of a great big steaming Thora Hurd.....

Thankfully it was just a fungal umbrella.

Also recalled a very poor taste joke my dad told me years ago about the most popular comment in a gay bar....

sinbin5t · 01-11-13, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vee six

No, not just you! I was expecting a photo of a great big steaming Thora Hurd.....

Thankfully it was just a fungal umbrella.

Me too thought it was going to be

Andy b1 (WR) · 01-11-13, 05:59 PM

Found this...

"Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it."

I bet you want to know WHY this happened to poor little Rossie... well let's just say she had a problem keeping her knees together if you know what I mean. Keep on reading.

"Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”"

I bet she was steaming after that!

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Isimmo Super Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	Its quite interesting in close up, probably something that'd get the regulars of the (used to be a) 'Hot Burd (and now an ol' boiler) Thread' excited. __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.

01-11-13, 12:32 PM	#6
vee six Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Corsham, Wiltshire Posts: 372	Bleugh, crusty nipples..... __________________ 2016 S6 Avant 4.0T 2012 Q3 quattro 2.0TDi (missus' car) 1983 Laverda RGS1000 (#1 toy since 1989) 1977 Laverda 1200 2021 Moto Guzzi V85TT has-beens: '83 80GL/'83 100CS/'82 80CD/'88 90 2.2E/'03 A4 1.9TDi/'94 Coupe 2.0 16v/'87 Coupe GT/'96 A4 Avant SE 2.6 V6 356k miles/'02 A6 2.7T quattro avant/‘97 2.6 Cabriolet/'07 Allroad 3.0TDi

01-11-13, 12:12 PM	#2
4v6 Ex Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,565	Thats a small doggy.

01-11-13, 05:59 PM	#10
Andy b1 (WR) Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Warrington, Cheshire Posts: 912	Found this... "Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it." I bet you want to know WHY this happened to poor little Rossie... well let's just say she had a problem keeping her knees together if you know what I mean. Keep on reading. "Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”" I bet she was steaming after that!