Weirdest thing you've seen for a while thread.

missfire · 20-06-17, 11:33 PM

The weirdest thing I've seen for a while is this - nearly took me out in a 3.5t iveco.

Just out driving at work today, I came round a corner on a 60mph main road, and facing me was... Try and guess.

Yep, you guessed it, a lady, who looked like pamela anderson, in an orange swimsuit, overtaking a white convertible porsche, in a JCB fastrack, with a massive trailer full of rock.

I repeat -

Strange not because there was a porsche being driven by a geriatric, but because ladies here don't generally look like pamela andeson, or drive fastracks on the wrong side or the road on blind bends hauling trailers of rock. They generally look like kate the princess (or try to) and drive discovery 3s and 4s on the wrong side of the road on blind bends, pulling horse trailers.

vorsprung durch technik · 20-06-17, 11:38 PM

Must be the highlight of the year for you.

missfire · 20-06-17, 11:54 PM

Well in a village of 400 people where cows outnumber people literally five to one, anything brightens up the day.

I could see artics swerving in my mirror.

Told my wife, she wasn't really interested.

slacky · 21-06-17, 05:18 AM

Pics

Davids · 21-06-17, 07:37 AM

If Pammy is involved I'm there in 5

sinbin5t · 21-06-17, 10:48 AM

bet you enjoyed that

Your wife wasn't interested due to the big grin on yer face as you told her

cjp0349 · 21-06-17, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davids

If Pammy is involved I'm there in 5

Pam no

but Princess Kate yes

Flying Frank · 21-06-17, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cjp0349

Pam no

but Princess Kate yes

You may have an appointment at the Tower of London for that remark!

sinbin5t · 21-06-17, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flying Frank

You may have an appointment at the Tower of London for that remark!

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missfire making wooden things Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: cow land Posts: 8,154	Well in a village of 400 people where cows outnumber people literally five to one, anything brightens up the day. I could see artics swerving in my mirror. Told my wife, she wasn't really interested.

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Davids 4 ring whore! Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 3,124	If Pammy is involved I'm there in 5

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sinbin5t 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Where a spike points skywards Posts: 12,960	bet you enjoyed that Your wife wasn't interested due to the big grin on yer face as you told her