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11-10-18, 09:01 PM
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4 ring whore!
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12-10-18, 11:40 AM
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When theres something strange, in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call
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12-10-18, 11:42 AM
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Seen on a bus in the North of West of the country somewhere, one of you boys hasn't been pulling his weight and putting the hours in
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12-10-18, 12:27 PM
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12-10-18, 12:45 PM
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Guilt is a cruel mistress He was last seen on the aptly named bus  |
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12-10-18, 05:52 PM
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12-10-18, 05:53 PM
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12-10-18, 05:55 PM
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Can't have been me, i don't use buses  |
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12-10-18, 06:11 PM
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David, your wifey has not been happy for a long time, she sent me this telling how she feels
 Now as i lay me down to sleep I pray for a man who's not a creep One who's handsome smart and strong One who's willy is thick and long One who thinks before he speaks When he promises to call he doesn't wait weeks I pray that he is gainfully employed And when i spend his cash he won't be annoyed He pulls out my chair and opens the door Massages my back and begs to do more Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind Knows just what to say about my behind One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin In the bedroom the hall the garden the kitchen I pray this man will love me no end And he'll never attempt to shag my best friend And as i kneel and pray by my bed I LOOK AT THE T@@T YOU SENT ME INSTEAD ! Poor Davids wifey  |
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12-10-18, 06:41 PM
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