Misplaced my Glasses - Page 5

SorenR · 31-01-19, 12:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Colin Aitchison

...as I bent over to pick them up I uttered these words " WHERE THE PUCK HAVE YOU BEEN" and low and behold the glasses I lost in October 2017 along side my new reading glasses, I was in this car more than once back in 2017 looking for theses glasses and could not find them.

Duh... You needed your glasses to find them, that's why you did find them earlier.

Gmac · 31-01-19, 04:41 AM

Hilarious Colin! Always good to do a proper brake test see! Haha

John. · 31-01-19, 05:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Colin Aitchison

…... they were on the passengers foot well floor...............and low and behold the glasses I lost in October 2017 .

Did you fling them onto the back seat alongside all that other shyte!!?

Duffy3074 · 31-01-19, 07:52 AM

Colin should we club together and buy you a big ball of string you can attach to the house and back of the car before you go out???

Colin Aitchison · 31-01-19, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by John.

Did you fling them onto the back seat alongside all that other shyte!!?

As you seen at the weekend John the car has many things on the back seats and on the floor, my only defence is nothing goes out the window of my car, it will get cleaned when it becomes to much to bear

John. · 31-01-19, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Colin Aitchison

……. nothing goes out the window of my car

I should think not.

Duffy's idea is an option?!

theschmallfella · 31-01-19, 04:17 PM

I just read through this whole thread, this is absolutely hilarious. I can relate to this so much, went out to the garage on Tuesday night with the intention of finishing off a wiring job which I had bought some new wiring for. Grand. Off I went to the garage, couldn't find the new wiring anywhere. It must be in the car. No, not in the car. The workshop then? Eh, no, not there either. Went from the workshop to the garage, to the house and back again and again for nearly an hour and despite cursing and swearing at everything including myself, nothing. Decided to give up before my head fell off with frustration, went to switch off the inspection light on the wall and there they were, sitting on top of the light. I did some more cursing.

John. · 31-01-19, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by theschmallfella

I can relate to this so much.......

Aye, me too but I'm skirting the fact!

Colin Aitchison · 31-01-19, 07:02 PM

Hey guys looks like we are all in the same boat when it comes to loosing things we rely on the most, my normal night down in the garage for me is about an hour working and two hours looking for tools I just had in my hand, I have cleaned the garage up and put all the tools in there appropriate location in the tool box but that last about a week and then back to normal, can't find my arse with both hands at times, some of you will find that funny because you know the size of me (struggle to get in below a car with the trolley jack at full height) and when you are just in the correct position below the car you need to go to the loo, I can honestly say life is not getting easier but it sure is getting funnier.

urquattr085 · 31-01-19, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Colin Aitchison

I can honestly say life is not getting easier but it sure is getting funnier.

Hey Colin, just read this thru start to finish again and have to wholeheartedly agree with the above statement

Many congrats on finding the glasses though......you must be well chuffed......pity your prescription has probably changed by now !!!

Did you find your marbles in the same footwell??

31-01-19, 04:41 AM	#42
Gmac Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Aberdeenshire Posts: 686	Hilarious Colin! Always good to do a proper brake test see! Haha

31-01-19, 07:52 AM	#44
Duffy3074 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Dalgety Bay, Fife Posts: 2,078	Colin should we club together and buy you a big ball of string you can attach to the house and back of the car before you go out???

31-01-19, 04:17 PM	#47
theschmallfella Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Back in the Emerald Isle Posts: 772	I just read through this whole thread, this is absolutely hilarious. I can relate to this so much, went out to the garage on Tuesday night with the intention of finishing off a wiring job which I had bought some new wiring for. Grand. Off I went to the garage, couldn't find the new wiring anywhere. It must be in the car. No, not in the car. The workshop then? Eh, no, not there either. Went from the workshop to the garage, to the house and back again and again for nearly an hour and despite cursing and swearing at everything including myself, nothing. Decided to give up before my head fell off with frustration, went to switch off the inspection light on the wall and there they were, sitting on top of the light. I did some more cursing.

31-01-19, 07:02 PM	#49
Colin Aitchison Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Back home in Tillicoultry Posts: 1,308	Hey guys looks like we are all in the same boat when it comes to loosing things we rely on the most, my normal night down in the garage for me is about an hour working and two hours looking for tools I just had in my hand, I have cleaned the garage up and put all the tools in there appropriate location in the tool box but that last about a week and then back to normal, can't find my arse with both hands at times, some of you will find that funny because you know the size of me (struggle to get in below a car with the trolley jack at full height) and when you are just in the correct position below the car you need to go to the loo, I can honestly say life is not getting easier but it sure is getting funnier.