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Old 16-06-13, 07:11 PM   #11
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You'd need a linguistics professor to decipher this one:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3211382127...84.m1423.l2649
i understood it
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Old 16-06-13, 07:40 PM   #12
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Foook me phat fooker ! Must be a big boot to take her let alone the weekly shop of pies and buns
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Old 16-06-13, 07:46 PM   #13
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Foook me phat fooker ! Must be a big boot to take her let alone the weekly shop of pies and buns
Imagine the scene in bed, the phrase 'fart and give us a clue' come to mind.
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Old 16-06-13, 08:01 PM   #14
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leave her in the boot and scrap it. be worth a fortune lol
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Old 16-06-13, 08:30 PM   #15
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If she farted shed take the gable wall out ..... Grett lump ( yes I know ire her genes )
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Old 16-06-13, 08:52 PM   #16
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You'd need a linguistics professor to decipher this one:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/3211382127...84.m1423.l2649
Did that person have a stroke just before they started typing the ad?
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Old 16-06-13, 09:08 PM   #17
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Now at 900 pounds - unsure whether that refers to monetary value or something else
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Old 16-06-13, 09:16 PM   #19
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Did that person have a stroke just before they started typing the ad?
Who knows, but it does say to give him a call. Should make for an interesting conversation!
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Old 16-06-13, 09:36 PM   #20
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far easier to read if you adopt a jackie chan style accent whilst reading it back to yourself ;D
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