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Old 02-02-09, 05:02 PM   #1
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Default even the tits arnt playing with my nuts today its so cold

its started again yeeehaaaaar my two kids hate me coz iv told them not to worry as if theres a foot of snow tomorrow ill fire up the quattro and drop them of at school hehehe what a git of a dad

m62 leaving liverpool today about 4:20



even the birds arnt playing with my nuts today its so cold ?????



i have a cunning plan to fly past speed cameras coz the daft buggers will be looking for a white quattro

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Old 02-02-09, 05:06 PM   #2
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ain't it been snowing up your way then?!!

That's lightweight snow!!

getting pretty deep down here now! Gonna be a fun drive home, but at least I came to work prepared!!!
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Old 02-02-09, 05:14 PM   #3
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What did you drive into work today then?
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Old 02-02-09, 05:16 PM   #4
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Alister, we need some photos of her with the snow please
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Old 02-02-09, 05:19 PM   #5
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What did you drive into work today then?
I think hes got my old baby with him today
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Old 02-02-09, 05:21 PM   #6
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its started again yeeehaaaaar my two kids hate me coz iv told them not to worry as if theres a foot of snow tomorrow ill fire up the quattro and drop them of at school hehehe what a git of a dad

m62 leaving liverpool today about 4:20



even the birds arnt playing with my nuts today its so cold ?????



i have a cunning plan to fly past speed cameras coz the daft buggers will be looking for a white quattro

We had more snow than that in the five minutes I was on the phone to you last night Briggers
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Old 02-02-09, 06:03 PM   #7
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Yes even we had more than that poor looking effort And we never usually get any

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Ooh good, another few mm and that M3 will be nicely hidden Am. Bonus!
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Thats what I am hoping
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dig a hole then drive in it, be even quicker to burry it then.

you'll need an avelanche to burry the Q7
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