Laughter lounge for Bruce. Lol.

[Davids]

Originally Posted by sinbin5t

Can't have been me, i don't use buses

Now you are telling porkies, you were warned not to lick the windows

[sinbin5t]

Originally Posted by Davids

Kin hell, you have been talking to her

[sinbin5t]

Originally Posted by Davids

Now you are telling porkies, you were warned not to lick the windows

Can't, just don't use buses, i was banned for keeping the windows clean

[vorsprung durch technik]

Originally Posted by sinbin5t

David, your wifey has not been happy for a long time, she sent me this telling how she feels

Now as i lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome smart and strong
One who's willy is thick and long

One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call he doesn't wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when i spend his cash he won't be annoyed

He pulls out my chair and opens the door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows just what to say about my behind

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin
In the bedroom the hall the garden the kitchen
I pray this man will love me no end
And he'll never attempt to shag my best friend

And as i kneel and pray by my bed
I LOOK AT THE T@@T YOU SENT ME INSTEAD !

Poor Davids wifey

Bruce, you've got too much time on your hands,.......where did you find that?

[vorsprung durch technik]

Originally Posted by Davids

When there’s something strange, in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call …………………………………..



someone explain it when he wakes up

What has he does now?

I don't get it.

[vorsprung durch technik]

Originally Posted by Davids

Now you are telling porkies, you were warned not to lick the windows

That's him on the top deck special bus for the specially challenged in Blackpool.

[vorsprung durch technik]

Gotta go, will look later, having my hair cut now and up at 6am for ADI.

[sinbin5t]

Originally Posted by vorsprung durch technik

Bruce, you've got too much time on your hands,.......where did you find that?

David's wifey sent it to me

[sinbin5t]

Originally Posted by vorsprung durch technik

That's him on the top deck special bus for the specially challenged in Blackpool.

[sinbin5t]

Originally Posted by vorsprung durch technik

Gotta go, will look later, having my hair cut now and up at 6am for ADI.

Hope the hedge trimmers working properly