That time of year, cr@p songs and presents - Page 20

Davids · 18-12-17, 12:49 PM

Perfect Christmas present for the harassed parent.

Ideal for when you are popping to the Yacht to get wankered on cheap Prossecco and can’t be arsed to keep an eye on your little Madison, Summer, or Mercedes, or whatever ridiculous name you’ve lumbered the doomed little princess with. Slow the kids down in a safe orderly manner, be a responsible parent.

Davids · 18-12-17, 12:49 PM

Or perhaps this little idea

Davids · 18-12-17, 12:52 PM

Budding boy scout or girl guide, future arsonist, or perhaps someone who just loves the outside would but cant be arsed to go outside in the cold, then this is for you.

Davids · 18-12-17, 12:54 PM

By the way I take no responsibility for these luxury presents, I just found them on other sites and thought I should share them with like minded people

Please don't thank me all at once for solving your Christmas present problems.

vorsprung durch technik · 18-12-17, 01:03 PM

sinbin5t · 18-12-17, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Davids

Know someone with problem, oily skin?
Face like a deep pan magherita but busier than an Emmerdale funeral director?

Then you need to get them one of these little gems for Christmas, they will love you for it:-

sinbin5t · 18-12-17, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davids

Perfect Christmas present for the harassed parent.

Ideal for when you are popping to the Yacht to get wankered on cheap Prossecco and can’t be arsed to keep an eye on your little Madison, Summer, or Mercedes, or whatever ridiculous name you’ve lumbered the doomed little princess with. Slow the kids down in a safe orderly manner, be a responsible parent.

sinbin5t · 18-12-17, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Davids

Budding boy scout or girl guide, future arsonist, or perhaps someone who just loves the outside would but cant be arsed to go outside in the cold, then this is for you.

love this one, "WHERE DID THE HOUSE GO ?"

Mellis46 · 18-12-17, 08:23 PM

Deliberately shite presents reminded me of Firebox!

These exist..!

Giant STD

Cushion

Pornogami

NCTS

sinbin5t · 18-12-17, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mellis46

Deliberately shite presents reminded me of Firebox!

These exist..!

Giant STD

Cushion

Pornogami

NCTS

Love the NCTS bit

18-12-17, 08:23 PM	#199
Mellis46 Aero Advocate Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Lancashire Posts: 1,448	Deliberately shite presents reminded me of Firebox! These exist..! Giant STD Cushion Pornogami NCTS __________________ -1987 90 2.2E / Sapphire Blue (Rest in Pieces) -1989 90 quattro with Sport Equipment / Satin Black -1997 A4 Avant quattro TDI 110 / Tropical Green (Sold)

18-12-17, 12:49 PM	#191
Davids 4 ring whore! Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 3,124	Perfect Christmas present for the harassed parent. Ideal for when you are popping to the Yacht to get wankered on cheap Prossecco and can’t be arsed to keep an eye on your little Madison, Summer, or Mercedes, or whatever ridiculous name you’ve lumbered the doomed little princess with. Slow the kids down in a safe orderly manner, be a responsible parent.

18-12-17, 12:49 PM	#192
Davids 4 ring whore! Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 3,124	Or perhaps this little idea

18-12-17, 12:52 PM	#193
Davids 4 ring whore! Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 3,124	Budding boy scout or girl guide, future arsonist, or perhaps someone who just loves the outside would but cant be arsed to go outside in the cold, then this is for you.

18-12-17, 12:54 PM	#194
Davids 4 ring whore! Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 3,124	By the way I take no responsibility for these luxury presents, I just found them on other sites and thought I should share them with like minded people Please don't thank me all at once for solving your Christmas present problems.

18-12-17, 01:03 PM	#195
vorsprung durch technik 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: Near Watford. Posts: 7,753