That time of year, cr@p songs and presents

Davids · 01-12-17, 08:39 AM

Its that dreaded time of year again, well for some of us, and this old rubbish comes out of the radio.

Rather than ruin good music threads post your most hated despised loathed Crimbo songs on here, or the ones you just don't like.

You might like to post the ones you do like, we don't mind, but whatever they don't deserve to be in the music threads, bottom of the cupboard, back of the wardrobe, in the pants and socks drawer yes, once a year dragged out dusty, a screaming and a kicking.

Here is a few to be going on with

https://youtu.be/Li8GrxE1jfg
FFS sake who lets these get published

https://youtu.be/Y_CubpdMxcs
Ducking hell

https://youtu.be/oAoHio9OEyY
Horrible whining kid singing it, needs a slap, lyrics appealing though

https://youtu.be/OE4vvAxepz4
Hummmmmmmmm

And one for Bruce
https://youtu.be/-5TO1hqh4KY
I aint saying nuffink

Davids · 01-12-17, 08:59 AM

So as well as xmas tunes post up your worst presents you have received, sent, thinking of sending, want to send.

Help us who don't like this time of year cheer up with your misery. Socks don't count, party pants do, book tokens, last years calendar, anything, get it up

Davids · 01-12-17, 09:04 AM

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Never mind if you’ve just had a toilet experience like a load of old shoes falling out the loft or maybe a flock of migrating sparrows or even half a Dundee cake- the Ronco Roto wipe is for you.

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Ben · 01-12-17, 10:41 AM

Christmas starts when Noddy Holder says so

Davids · 01-12-17, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben

Christmas starts when Noddy Holder says so

He has been singing it in Morrisons since the end of October

Ben · 01-12-17, 11:49 AM

Not at our Morrisons, they are still playing the employees playlists, which is quite soulful being in a northern town. I can remember singing along with Otis Reading - Try a little tenderness whilst perusing the frozen chips this morning.

I don't mind chrimbo tunes, it's only that Mariah Carey one that gets on my tit's

Davids · 01-12-17, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ben

Not at our Morrisons, they are still playing the employees playlists, which is quite soulful being in a northern town. I can remember singing along with Otis Reading - Try a little tenderness whilst perusing the frozen chips this morning.

I don't mind chrimbo tunes, it's only that Mariah Carey one that gets on my tit's

Would be a shame not to

https://youtu.be/yXQViqx6GMY

This thread is about crap Christmas songs, Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers Ben's

sinbin5t · 01-12-17, 05:05 PM

Will have some fun later with this

That Roto Wipe, if i knew somebody i didn't like was visiting i would put a wire wheel on it

Davids · 01-12-17, 05:54 PM

I waiting for a f,ed up funk version from someone that will reall get on our boobies

Ringmaster · 01-12-17, 06:56 PM

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Fantastic! Does it have a reverse gear?

01-12-17, 10:41 AM	#4
Ben 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Stockport Posts: 2,348	Christmas starts when Noddy Holder says so __________________ 1992 80 quattro 20vt

01-12-17, 11:49 AM	#6
Ben 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Stockport Posts: 2,348	Not at our Morrisons, they are still playing the employees playlists, which is quite soulful being in a northern town. I can remember singing along with Otis Reading - Try a little tenderness whilst perusing the frozen chips this morning. I don't mind chrimbo tunes, it's only that Mariah Carey one that gets on my tit's __________________ 1992 80 quattro 20vt

01-12-17, 08:59 AM	#2
Davids 4 ring whore! Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 3,124	So as well as xmas tunes post up your worst presents you have received, sent, thinking of sending, want to send. Help us who don't like this time of year cheer up with your misery. Socks don't count, party pants do, book tokens, last years calendar, anything, get it up

01-12-17, 09:04 AM	#3
Davids 4 ring whore! Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 3,124	New from Ronco!! Available for immediate, ahem, delivery. The Ronco Roto wipe! Never mind if you’ve just had a toilet experience like a load of old shoes falling out the loft or maybe a flock of migrating sparrows or even half a Dundee cake- the Ronco Roto wipe is for you. Even if you’ve parked one like an Eddie Stobart lorry, jackknifed in the pan, the Ronco Roto wipe will have you spick and span in no time. Please forward all your bank details to Prince Omogo Nuwalliesun 3rd, C/O A1 Taxis New Malden who will rush you a Ronco Roto wipe at some point. Possibly. Ish.

01-12-17, 05:05 PM	#8
sinbin5t 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Where a spike points skywards Posts: 12,960	Will have some fun later with this That Roto Wipe, if i knew somebody i didn't like was visiting i would put a wire wheel on it

01-12-17, 05:54 PM	#9
Davids 4 ring whore! Join Date: Jan 2017 Posts: 3,124	I waiting for a f,ed up funk version from someone that will reall get on our boobies

01-12-17, 06:56 PM	#10
Ringmaster Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,326	[/quote] Fantastic! Does it have a reverse gear?