Little Billy in School...

[Coxy]

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked

all the children what their fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, fireman,

policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc,

but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so

the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes

off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes

if the offer is really good, he'll go out with a man,

rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work

and took little Billy aside to ask him if that was

really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays rugby for Ireland but I was

just too embarrassed to say."