A funny for Friday!!

[Coxy]

A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said,

'THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR
The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, 'He mated 50 times last year.'

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said,
''THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, 'That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him.'

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, 'THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR'
The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said,'That's once a day.You could REALLY learn something from this one

The husband looked at her and said, 'Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow.'

[Booty]

Just to add..........
A blind man was walking his dog along a dark road when all of a sudden the dog cocks it's leg and pisses all up and down the blind mans leg.
Another chap ( not blind ) walking on the opposite side of the road see's this and stops to watch.
Just then the blind man reaches into his coat pocket and pulls out one of them bloody great big Bonios and gives it to the dog.
Seeing this the other chap walks over and say's to the blind man, " By God mate I've seen some acts of charity in my life but here's your dog just pissed up and down your leg and you give it a bloody great biscuit" " What's the bloody game" states the chap. " Oh argh" says the blind man, " I'm trying to find out which end it's head is so I can kick it's arse"