Laser idiots!

Hanuman · 11-09-12, 08:40 AM

Another fun evening last night filling in police reports about idiots targeting us with lasers.

If ever there was a justification for state sanctioned sterilization of entire families to reduce their impact on the gene pool, this is a good reason.
A long eventful day, and then we have these morons. I feel their career options should be limited to compost, landfill, and pig food.

20vcqdriver · 11-09-12, 11:28 AM

My dad's answer to this type of behaviour amongst others was always a reply of 'bring back national service to sort them out' Didn't used to agree but as I'm getting older I'm leaning towards agreeing with him.

Lofty · 11-09-12, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by 20vcqdriver

My dad's answer to this type of behaviour amongst others was always a reply of 'bring back national service to sort them out' Didn't used to agree but as I'm getting older I'm leaning towards agreeing with him.

I'm leaning more towards cattle truck travel to a luxury work camp with barbed wire fences and The Real MSH's suggestion of State sponsored sterilisation

Hanuman · 11-09-12, 01:13 PM

Cannon fodder. Give them all blocks of wood*, roughly carved into the shape of rifles. Then land them from landing craft, to take on the Somali fuzzy wuzzies.
Several birds. One stone.

*
Balsa wood, I think. So that no one gets a splinter too painful.

rtz62 · 11-09-12, 01:48 PM

You mean YOUR copper-chopper isn't equipped with the 59-rounds-per-second Gatling gun option?
Quit complaining and fill in a requisition form and hurry off down to the stores forthwith!!! 😜

Hanuman · 11-09-12, 02:22 PM

I can see them soon having choppers airborne at strategic positions, waiting to track laser idiots. A good clubbing on apprehension of the little scrotes, and a bill to the family for the fuel used by the surveillance chopper will achieve the following-

1. Fingers that forever more are not compatible with opposable thumb they were gifted with.
2. A limping gait that impedes scurrying off from future felonious endeavors.
3. A headache the likes of which their 10 cans of cider/cidre/tesco-value-gnaturine has never given them, and which cannot be cured by 2 nurofen or a Maccy-d muffin.
4. A feeling of a job well done.
5. The comic effect of them trying to wield the balsa rifle prior to their beach invasion of fuzzy-wuzzyland?

martinws · 11-09-12, 05:38 PM

Little bastards. Are they shinning them in your eyes or is it an equipment problem that the lasers cause? Just let me know if they are coming from my lockup on your approach to Glasgow and ill hold them down till you can run over and kick them in the bollocks, break fingers etc.

Isimmo · 11-09-12, 06:52 PM

Our poor sods (train drivers) get it all the time too...

Hanuman · 11-09-12, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Isimmo

Our poor sods (train drivers) get it all the time too...

I rather suspect that the impact for you is actually, personally, more serious.
Do you have to go through reporting also?

Isimmo · 11-09-12, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The Real MSH!

I rather suspect that the impact for you is actually, personally, more serious.
Do you have to go through reporting also?

Yes, reported back through BTP, depending on exposure we also take them off the track pending eyesight testing.

11-09-12, 11:28 AM	#2
20vcqdriver 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Wirral Posts: 3,910	My dad's answer to this type of behaviour amongst others was always a reply of 'bring back national service to sort them out' Didn't used to agree but as I'm getting older I'm leaning towards agreeing with him. __________________ Coupe quattro 1986:-~450bhp + loooong list of mods! Audi A7 Bi-TDI SLine Black edition 2015 mapped to produce 600lb/ft torque! Audi S4 4.2 V8 cabriolet 2004:-

11-09-12, 01:13 PM	#4
Hanuman Trickster Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Heckling from the cheap seats, Phnom Penh, KoW Posts: 7,006	Cannon fodder. Give them all blocks of wood, roughly carved into the shape of rifles. Then land them from landing craft, to take on the Somali fuzzy wuzzies. Several birds. One stone. Balsa wood, I think. So that no one gets a splinter too painful. __________________ I wish they would keep the damned Chinese away now that I can go home, so that I can enjoy Fish amok and a draught Angkor

11-09-12, 02:22 PM	#6
Hanuman Trickster Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Heckling from the cheap seats, Phnom Penh, KoW Posts: 7,006	I can see them soon having choppers airborne at strategic positions, waiting to track laser idiots. A good clubbing on apprehension of the little scrotes, and a bill to the family for the fuel used by the surveillance chopper will achieve the following- 1. Fingers that forever more are not compatible with opposable thumb they were gifted with. 2. A limping gait that impedes scurrying off from future felonious endeavors. 3. A headache the likes of which their 10 cans of cider/cidre/tesco-value-gnaturine has never given them, and which cannot be cured by 2 nurofen or a Maccy-d muffin. 4. A feeling of a job well done. 5. The comic effect of them trying to wield the balsa rifle prior to their beach invasion of fuzzy-wuzzyland? __________________ I wish they would keep the damned Chinese away now that I can go home, so that I can enjoy Fish amok and a draught Angkor

11-09-12, 06:52 PM	#8
Isimmo Super Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	Our poor sods (train drivers) get it all the time too... __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.

11-09-12, 01:48 PM	#5
rtz62 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,527	You mean YOUR copper-chopper isn't equipped with the 59-rounds-per-second Gatling gun option? Quit complaining and fill in a requisition form and hurry off down to the stores forthwith!!! 😜

11-09-12, 05:38 PM	#7
martinws Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Johnstone Posts: 723	Little bastards. Are they shinning them in your eyes or is it an equipment problem that the lasers cause? Just let me know if they are coming from my lockup on your approach to Glasgow and ill hold them down till you can run over and kick them in the bollocks, break fingers etc.