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Old 01-06-18, 08:29 PM   #1331
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Weather this weekend was due to be sunny and hot, so Bruce decided to try out his new sun block

Maybe he wanted to say something really important, you know, like he wanted to get something off his chest

Evening ladies..........
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Old 01-06-18, 10:22 PM   #1332
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Maybe he wanted to say something really important, you know, like he wanted to get something off his chest

Evening ladies..........
He is a good lad, that would normally take 2 good men a complete weekend
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Old 02-06-18, 12:45 PM   #1333
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If he ran around with no clothes on I'm surprised he didn't get a kick in the horlicks

You've seen what happens when i close the patio door



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Old 02-06-18, 12:54 PM   #1334
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Weather this weekend was due to be sunny and hot, so Bruce decided to try out his new sun block


Well here is what happened just after he photo was taken

She decided to try and be sexy by rubbing up and down me, trouble was her arse was that big and fat she just slid me backwards and forwards in the sand once the groove in the sand she was creating was deep enough i managed to escape

The hospital says my ribs won't hurt in a few days.


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Old 02-06-18, 12:56 PM   #1335
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Who in their right mind would want to look at Bruce's feet

It's okay i kept my socks on
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When Bruce said he was getting a 50" TV I thought he meant to watch Love Island on

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Old 05-06-18, 02:21 PM   #1339
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This place is really good, I have had 5 flat tyres this week already

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Bit naughty those, didn't look on arsebook can't stand it.
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