Another ebay classic

dmacdou1 · 03-12-11, 08:27 AM

Spotted this over on the S2 forum, worth a chuckle

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONLY-Car-E...item3f10887844

andya · 03-12-11, 09:59 AM

brilliant, read the questions as well. some are hilarious:

Q: Is there any history with the car? Thanks. Jay 29-Nov-11
A: The car was first bought by a German seaman from a Belgian bank manager who had stolen it from the car factory one night while he was drunk after celebrating the birth of his fourth daughter with three other members of the bank in which he worked down at the docks in a bar run by a savage transvestite with a limp and a grudge against the world because he was abandoned as a child and brought up by wolves in the deserts of Nevada where he learned to sleep in the shade of trees during the day and hunt at night until he had eaten his full and until the first glints of the sun appeared over the line of distant mountains piled on the horizon line like shapes assembled by a god willing to hide the full force of the sun long enough to give chance to those who feared it's rising to run and hide and sleep.......... and that was the first owner. There have been 37 other owners since then and the story of those will be published next summer by Penguin and made into a 12-part series of films by Universal.

ChrisG · 03-12-11, 02:44 PM

Anthony Hurst · 03-12-11, 10:41 PM

Lfmao

Steev · 04-12-11, 12:18 AM

VV funny!!!

rtz62 · 04-12-11, 11:04 AM

Can't remember the last time I chuckled for so long; oh I can - when a new acquaintance asked me to describe our lass as if she was a piece of furniture.
Sure, says I, she's like a Thomas Chippendale table - bow legs and no drawers....

03-12-11, 09:59 AM	#2
andya Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Hampshire Posts: 1,149	brilliant, read the questions as well. some are hilarious: Q: Is there any history with the car? Thanks. Jay 29-Nov-11 A: The car was first bought by a German seaman from a Belgian bank manager who had stolen it from the car factory one night while he was drunk after celebrating the birth of his fourth daughter with three other members of the bank in which he worked down at the docks in a bar run by a savage transvestite with a limp and a grudge against the world because he was abandoned as a child and brought up by wolves in the deserts of Nevada where he learned to sleep in the shade of trees during the day and hunt at night until he had eaten his full and until the first glints of the sun appeared over the line of distant mountains piled on the horizon line like shapes assembled by a god willing to hide the full force of the sun long enough to give chance to those who feared it's rising to run and hide and sleep.......... and that was the first owner. There have been 37 other owners since then and the story of those will be published next summer by Penguin and made into a 12-part series of films by Universal. __________________ 1985 Coupe Quattro 1986 Coupe 1.8 weber carb 1987 Coupe 2.2 GT

04-12-11, 12:18 AM	#5
Steev Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Cheshire Posts: 872	VV funny!!! __________________ Lots of Audi 100 C1 saloons (1973-77) Audi Coupe S (1972) Audi WR Turbo (1987) NSU RO 80 1975 (look it up!) Vauxhall Cavalier Mk1 2000 GL 1979 Vauxhall Cavalier Mk1 1900 GL Coupe 1978 Vauxhall Viva HB 1967 (45HP beast!)

03-12-11, 02:44 PM	#3
ChrisG Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Bracknell, Berks. Posts: 1,465

03-12-11, 10:41 PM	#4
Anthony Hurst Newbie! Join Date: May 2008 Location: Nr Wigan Posts: 14	Lfmao

04-12-11, 11:04 AM	#6
rtz62 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,527	Can't remember the last time I chuckled for so long; oh I can - when a new acquaintance asked me to describe our lass as if she was a piece of furniture. Sure, says I, she's like a Thomas Chippendale table - bow legs and no drawers....