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Old 13-02-18, 06:48 PM   #271
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I see Oxfam are changing stylie to try and increase revenue in light of their recent indiscretions and drop off in custom


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Old 14-02-18, 05:59 PM   #272
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Oxfam new look coming to your high street soon.
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Old 19-02-18, 11:52 AM   #273
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NEWS FLASH


A chronically dyslexic man from Blackpool was arrested at the Grange Park Pilates studio after dressing up as Captain Jack Sparrow, declaring a mutiny and challenging startled staff to a sword fight.
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Old 19-02-18, 07:23 PM   #274
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Pilates eh

I like that one David !

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This one has been doing the rounds.......


An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, 'I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, 'I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die.' He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, 'My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.'

The little boy said, 'That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag...
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A chronically dyslexic man from Blackpool was arrested at the Grange Park Pilates studio after dressing up as Captain Jack Sparrow, declaring a mutiny and challenging startled staff to a sword fight.
Very good David

A dyslexic drug addict was arrested this weekend in our local park.
After dropping a couple of "F's" he was seen trying to inject a heron
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Old 19-02-18, 08:27 PM   #277
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This one has been doing the rounds.......


An airplane was about to crash. There were 4 passengers on board, but only 3 parachutes.

The 1st passenger said, 'I am Steph Curry, the best NBA basketball player. The Warriors and my millions of fans need me, and I can't afford to die.' So he took the 1st pack and left the plane.

The 2nd passenger, Donald Trump, said, 'I am the newly-elected US President, and I am the smartest President in American history, so my people don't want me to die.' He took the 2nd pack and jumped out of the plane.

The 3rd passenger, the Pope, said to the 4th passenger, a 10-year-old schoolboy, 'My son, I am old and don't have many years left, you have more years ahead so I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.'

The little boy said, 'That's okay, Your Holiness, there's a parachute left for you. America 's smartest President took my schoolbag...
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Old 19-02-18, 08:28 PM   #278
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A dyslexic drug addict was arrested this weekend in our local park.
After dropping a couple of "F's" he was seen trying to inject a heron



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Old 19-02-18, 08:54 PM   #279
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I knew a dyslexic pimp once who tried to buy a warehouse
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Very good David

A dyslexic drug addict was arrested this weekend in our local park.
After dropping a couple of "F's" he was seen trying to inject a heron
Like that, very good
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