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Old 18-12-17, 12:49 PM   #191
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Perfect Christmas present for the harassed parent.

Ideal for when you are popping to the Yacht to get wankered on cheap Prossecco and canít be arsed to keep an eye on your little Madison, Summer, or Mercedes, or whatever ridiculous name youíve lumbered the doomed little princess with. Slow the kids down in a safe orderly manner, be a responsible parent.

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Old 18-12-17, 12:49 PM   #192
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Or perhaps this little idea
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Old 18-12-17, 12:52 PM   #193
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Budding boy scout or girl guide, future arsonist, or perhaps someone who just loves the outside would but cant be arsed to go outside in the cold, then this is for you.

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Old 18-12-17, 12:54 PM   #194
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By the way I take no responsibility for these luxury presents, I just found them on other sites and thought I should share them with like minded people

Please don't thank me all at once for solving your Christmas present problems.
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Old 18-12-17, 01:03 PM   #195
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Old 18-12-17, 07:49 PM   #196
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Know someone with problem, oily skin?
Face like a deep pan magherita but busier than an Emmerdale funeral director?

Then you need to get them one of these little gems for Christmas, they will love you for it:-




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Old 18-12-17, 07:51 PM   #197
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Perfect Christmas present for the harassed parent.

Ideal for when you are popping to the Yacht to get wankered on cheap Prossecco and canít be arsed to keep an eye on your little Madison, Summer, or Mercedes, or whatever ridiculous name youíve lumbered the doomed little princess with. Slow the kids down in a safe orderly manner, be a responsible parent.


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Old 18-12-17, 07:52 PM   #198
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Budding boy scout or girl guide, future arsonist, or perhaps someone who just loves the outside would but cant be arsed to go outside in the cold, then this is for you.


love this one, "WHERE DID THE HOUSE GO ?"
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Old 18-12-17, 08:23 PM   #199
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Deliberately shite presents reminded me of Firebox!

These exist..!


Giant STD


Cushion


Pornogami


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Old 18-12-17, 08:44 PM   #200
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Deliberately shite presents reminded me of Firebox!

These exist..!


Giant STD


Cushion


Pornogami


NCTS

Love the NCTS bit

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