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Old 17-05-18, 08:21 PM   #1081
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Old 17-05-18, 08:33 PM   #1082
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On a beach ?
1200ft up in the North Pennines.
I wouldn't​ say remote but it's 5 miles for a pint of milk

In a word, peaceful
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Old 18-05-18, 07:26 AM   #1083
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Brucies Royal Wedding News


Bruce has been told by a palace insider, who doesn’t actually exist, that Harry and Megan don’t want the traditional fruitcake at their wedding on Saturday.
However Prince Phillip said he doesn’t give a bollocks and he’s turning up anyway.
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Old 18-05-18, 07:37 AM   #1084
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Bruce has been told by a palace insider, who doesn’t actually exist, that Harry and Megan don’t want the traditional fruitcake at their wedding on Saturday.
However Prince Phillip said he doesn’t give a bollocks and he’s turning up anyway.
Nearly fell out of bed laughing at this one
Even the missus laughed at it, some achievement
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Old 18-05-18, 09:14 AM   #1085
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Nearly fell out of bed laughing at this one
Even the missus laughed at it, some achievement
Walk around naked, I find the wife usually laughs then at me
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Old 18-05-18, 09:21 AM   #1086
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Royal Wedding News Again

We at the BBC are incandescent with rage.
We are, and have always been, staunch royalists and we make no apologies for that, so this outrageous and unfounded gossip, suggesting that not only will Megan’s father not be present at the wedding but neither will Harry’s, is a disgraceful attempt to question the DNA of the prince, and we at the BBC will not be part of such shocking tittle tattle and idle gossip, and besides, look at the photo below, Prince Harry is a ringer for the old man.
You commoners should be ashamed of yourselves, you should be flogged on Clappham Common


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You've exceeded yourself with the above Squire,"They don't want the traditional fruit cake"
And Who'd have thought Charles has worn a wig all his life.

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You've exceeded yourself with the above Squire,"They don't want the traditional fruit cake"
And Who'd have thought Charles has worn a wig all his life.

Actually thoght it looked a bit like HRH Bruce
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Bruce has been told by a palace insider, who doesn’t actually exist, that Harry and Megan don’t want the traditional fruitcake at their wedding on Saturday.
However Prince Phillip said he doesn’t give a bollocks and he’s turning up anyway.



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