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Old 11-10-18, 09:01 PM   #1851
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I find boiling the King Edwards in slightly salted water is a better bet

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Old 12-10-18, 11:40 AM   #1852
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When there’s something strange, in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call …………………………………..



someone explain it when he wakes up
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Old 12-10-18, 11:42 AM   #1853
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Seen on a bus in the North of West of the country somewhere, one of you boys hasn't been pulling his weight and putting the hours in


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Old 12-10-18, 12:27 PM   #1854
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Seen on a bus in the North of East of the country somewhere, one of you boys hasn't been pulling his weight and putting the hours in

I hope you meant North West, otherwise it's me................but I live in Essex!!!

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I hope you meant North West, otherwise it's me................but I live in Essex!!!

East - West, all the same
Guilt is a cruel mistress

He was last seen on the aptly named bus

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Seen on a bus down south of the country somewhere, one of you boys hasn't been pulling his weight and putting the hours in



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Old 12-10-18, 05:55 PM   #1858
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East - West, all the same
Guilt is a cruel mistress

He was last seen on the aptly named bus


Can't have been me, i don't use buses

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Old 12-10-18, 06:11 PM   #1859
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David, your wifey has not been happy for a long time, she sent me this telling how she feels

Now as i lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome smart and strong
One who's willy is thick and long

One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call he doesn't wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when i spend his cash he won't be annoyed

He pulls out my chair and opens the door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows just what to say about my behind

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin
In the bedroom the hall the garden the kitchen
I pray this man will love me no end
And he'll never attempt to shag my best friend

And as i kneel and pray by my bed
I LOOK AT THE T@@T YOU SENT ME INSTEAD !

Poor Davids wifey
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Old 12-10-18, 06:41 PM   #1860
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David, your wifey has not been happy for a long time, she sent me this telling how she feels

Now as i lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man who's not a creep
One who's handsome smart and strong
One who's willy is thick and long

One who thinks before he speaks
When he promises to call he doesn't wait weeks
I pray that he is gainfully employed
And when i spend his cash he won't be annoyed

He pulls out my chair and opens the door
Massages my back and begs to do more
Oh send me a man who'll make love to my mind
Knows just what to say about my behind

One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin
In the bedroom the hall the garden the kitchen
I pray this man will love me no end
And he'll never attempt to shag my best friend

And as i kneel and pray by my bed
I LOOK AT THE T@@T YOU SENT ME INSTEAD !

Poor Davids wifey
Kin hell, you have been talking to her
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