Laughter lounge for Bruce. Lol. - Page 77

sinbin5t · 18-04-18, 05:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Davids

And for Bruce, well he is always asking for pics of pretty ladies with big ones, strange request, but who are we to judge

Don't know what to say to that

sinbin5t · 18-04-18, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Davids

And a couple for the married men, you single blokes wont understand

sinbin5t · 18-04-18, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Davids

NEWS FLASH ..... NEWS FLASH ..... NEWS FLASH

In an immediate reply a Blackpool woman has reacted with absolute fury after the Guinness book of records revealed that an American woman has given birth to her 14th child, all by different fathers, and is now the official record holder....
Denise Aresore from Yarnton way, who only has 13 illegitimate children, and are named after the Spurs 1981 FA CUP winning squad, including 2 subs, fumed “it’s unfair, because I wasn’t made aware that entrants were allowed from around the world, like America and the Isle of Wight, it’s bollocks because if I’d known I wouldn’t have bothered having the twins, Osvaldo and Garth, although now I’ve got them I have to say they really are such pretty girls, maybe one day they may grow up to be footballers wives or something worthwhile like that”

The Blackpool Evening News visited Denise, who has an entire tower block to herself, to ask whether she intends to attempt to regain the title.

“I’m sick of it to be honest, what’s the point” added Denise, who’s blood type is Nutella and has an under-carriage like a vandalised bus seat. “If they keep changing the rules it makes a mockery of the whole competition, I was telling little Glenn’s father about it the other day, at least I think it was little Glenn’s father, actually, it may have been Ricardo’s Dad? But anyway, the point is, I feel like I’ve been cheated”

Denise, who supplements her £5000 a month benefits by selling advertising space on the soles of her feet, has become something of a celebrity in the area and hopes one day to be able to return to work as a pole dancer in the Abbey Arms.