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Old 26-03-18, 06:40 PM   #501
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Scuttle scuttle scuttle

They are just not nice that big she must have a tyre valve stuck up her arse


Like you would complain if they were rested on your face
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Old 26-03-18, 06:41 PM   #502
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I have a smothering phobia


Now !
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Old 26-03-18, 06:48 PM   #503
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I have a smothering phobia


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Learn to breath thru your ears like the rest of us
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Old 26-03-18, 06:52 PM   #504
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Learn to breath thru your ears like the rest of us

I can, and my tongue is 10" long
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Old 26-03-18, 06:59 PM   #505
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I can, and my tongue is 10" long
and my willy is 12" long but I don't use it as a rule
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Old 26-03-18, 07:15 PM   #506
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and my willy is 12" long but I don't use it as a rule

Is that because of the unfortunate kink in it you said it had from hitting the table leg
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Old 27-03-18, 12:02 PM   #507
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One for David.

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Old 27-03-18, 12:25 PM   #508
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One for David.

Very nice

This will be wasted on old Lurkio

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Old 27-03-18, 12:29 PM   #509
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Fitness news:

Did you know that the word Gymnasium actually means “naked exercise” in Ancient Greek?

And in other news, Bruce is now barred from David Lloyd in Blackpool.
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