coupe for sale ( oh dear ) - Page 2

1984AUDI80QUATTRO · 21-01-11, 09:01 PM

I actually drove past this earlier in Brislington...I almost crashed as i saw a huge ray of white light and a green alien getting out of the drivers door. This is sure Barrytastic

AndyD · 21-01-11, 09:16 PM

Even my 10 year old thinks this is going too far...

james brazier · 21-01-11, 09:38 PM

Several things spring to mind

1. he cant spell tread it's "tred" unless of course the ad is written in da gansta stylie then thats ok.

2. i bet his dash lights and aux gauges light up properly and mine dont, ok i am jealous

3. if you took all da bling off it might actually be a nice car

4. if you can buy polish beer locally where you live called Warka do so because it's 5.7% and i have had at least 4 cans so probably half cut by now..................

Darron Edwards · 22-01-11, 10:13 PM

If he took off all of the extras, it would go 75 miles per hour faster....

4v6 · 22-01-11, 10:43 PM

Im guessing he wants to sell it as he's come to his senses?

Id be embarrassed to advertise the flipping thing let alone drive it.
All the little children pointing, laughing and mouthing the word "COCK!" as you pedal like crazy down the street.
Not for me, sorry.

missfire · 22-01-11, 11:01 PM

we are all wrong, it states clearly in the ad. ''for people of taste''

it has a ''starchip'' though....

.......... 1200 reserve not met!

styler · 23-01-11, 12:44 AM

classy........

saint001 · 23-01-11, 01:15 AM

why would someone do this to an audi ,i can understand if it was a f*rd ,shitron or a pugthing but is he/she missing an IQ.why why why ,am i just too old or missing something

the owner should be hung, drawn and quartered (rant over)still feel no better for it though

saint001 · 23-01-11, 01:17 AM

im even afraid to click on the link in

its carNAGE...thats what it is

22-01-11, 10:13 PM	#14
Darron Edwards Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Shropshire Posts: 1,855	If he took off all of the extras, it would go 75 miles per hour faster.... __________________ 1981 ur quattro CA chassis LHD 1982 ur quattro CA chassis RHD 1986 ur quattro GA chassis - Alpine White 1986 ur quattro GA chassis - Graphite Black

22-01-11, 11:01 PM	#16
missfire making wooden things Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: cow land Posts: 8,154	we are all wrong, it states clearly in the ad. ''for people of taste'' it has a ''starchip'' though.............. 1200 reserve not met!

23-01-11, 12:44 AM	#17
styler Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Donegal, Ireland Posts: 3,443	classy........ __________________ CRASH VALLEY CUSTOMS get 'er done...

21-01-11, 09:01 PM	#11
1984AUDI80QUATTRO Grown up member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 75	I actually drove past this earlier in Brislington...I almost crashed as i saw a huge ray of white light and a green alien getting out of the drivers door. This is sure Barrytastic

21-01-11, 09:16 PM	#12
AndyD Grown up member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Dunfermline Posts: 59	Even my 10 year old thinks this is going too far...

21-01-11, 09:38 PM	#13
james brazier Grown up member Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 189	Several things spring to mind 1. he cant spell tread it's "tred" unless of course the ad is written in da gansta stylie then thats ok. 2. i bet his dash lights and aux gauges light up properly and mine dont, ok i am jealous 3. if you took all da bling off it might actually be a nice car 4. if you can buy polish beer locally where you live called Warka do so because it's 5.7% and i have had at least 4 cans so probably half cut by now..................

22-01-11, 10:43 PM	#15
4v6 Ex Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 5,565	Im guessing he wants to sell it as he's come to his senses? Id be embarrassed to advertise the flipping thing let alone drive it. All the little children pointing, laughing and mouthing the word "COCK!" as you pedal like crazy down the street. Not for me, sorry.

23-01-11, 01:15 AM	#18
saint001 Grown up member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: devon Posts: 237	why would someone do this to an audi ,i can understand if it was a f*rd ,shitron or a pugthing but is he/she missing an IQ.why why why ,am i just too old or missing something the owner should be hung, drawn and quartered (rant over)still feel no better for it though

23-01-11, 01:17 AM	#19
saint001 Grown up member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: devon Posts: 237	im even afraid to click on the link in its carNAGE...thats what it is