Poop's Booze Challenge! - Page 6

Emjay · 14-07-09, 08:28 PM

I went to slimming world tonite....Jesus little britain got the piss take absolutely bang on.

Basically you turn up, get weighed, sit in a semi circle and your weight loss (or gain) get's anounced. Weight losers get big rounds of applause. But if you gain weight!!!!....

There was a middle aged lady in the audience and the conversation went something like this..

"Pauline?...where's Pauline?? " (Pauline raises hand to acknowledge)

"aah Pauline (sympathetically)...last week no loss, this week...........aah you've gained a pound.....how do you feel????........disgusted???"

I swear I nearly fell off me chair laughing it was so surreal. Feeling dissapointed perhaps but to be told you should may be feeling disgusted!!!

Anyway my official weight is 13stone and 6 pounds and my target weight is 12 stone 7 pounds. Here we go

I did have one surreal moment when I thought of turning it all on its head and actually going with the intention of putting weight on every week just for a dose of public female humiliation...god I can be such a gimp

Coxy · 14-07-09, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Emjay

I swear I nearly fell off me chair laughing it was so surreal. Feeling dissapointed perhaps but to be told you should may be feeling disgusted!!!

Oh to be a fly on the wall! I don't think I'd have kept a straight face either!!

Isimmo · 14-07-09, 08:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Emjay

I went to slimming world tonite....Jesus little britain got the piss take absolutely bang on.

Basically you turn up, get weighed, sit in a semi circle and your weight loss (or gain) get's anounced. Weight losers get big rounds of applause. But if you gain weight!!!!....

There was a middle aged lady in the audience and the conversation went something like this..

"Pauline?...where's Pauline?? " (Pauline raises hand to acknowledge)

"aah Pauline (sympathetically)...last week no loss, this week...........aah you've gained a pound.....how do you feel????........disgusted???"

I swear I nearly fell off me chair laughing it was so surreal. Feeling dissapointed perhaps but to be told you should may be feeling disgusted!!!

Anyway my official weight is 13stone and 6 pounds and my target weight is 12 stone 7 pounds. Here we go

I did have one surreal moment when I thought of turning it all on its head and actually going with the intention of putting weight on every week just for a dose of public female humiliation...god I can be such a gimp

Did you manage to successfully wriggle out of that size 18 blouse before you got home and everyone realised Pauline was in actual fact a..... MAN.....

Emjay · 14-07-09, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Isimmo

Did you manage to successfully wriggle out of that size 18 blouse before you got home and everyone realised Pauline was in actual fact a..... MAN.....

it was worth if for the humiliation

Jaytee64 · 15-07-09, 04:19 PM

Well done Emjay for going to the class - Having to sit there at the back with us Northern Harridan's must of been quite traumatic. Next week you can wear the little mask i bought you and serve us all tea in your special pinny. Those at Chatsworth will know the one - I think there was a picture floating around too

ZermattGT · 15-07-09, 04:29 PM

Emjay,

Good for you on the 1st 3 pounds.
Despite eliminating all white or processed sugars and alcohol (but once a week) and moderating all other food intake. I might have lost 1 pound.
Looking like I'll have to start additional blood pumping exercise to my current training schedule or I won't break through the "shell" of my metabolism.

Emjay · 26-07-09, 01:03 PM

did my Sunday morning butt naked weigh in today.

Since I started this I have lost 8lb

On advice I have reset my target weight to 12stone 7lb rather than 12 stone and this should give me my correct BMI for my height.

So halfway to my new target and my clothes are starting to fit properly again without straining at the tummy.

ZermattGT · 26-07-09, 01:16 PM

Kickass Emjay.

poopcoupe · 26-07-09, 01:24 PM

Ive out on 1/4 of stone... Given up!

Puglife · 26-07-09, 03:00 PM

Martyn - I wouldn't work on BMI it's the least accurate way of measuring health. It doesn't acknowledge your build or body stucture. I'm classed as overweight at 5'10" and 13stone yet I'm healthy, regularly active in sport and only 18% bodyfat.

You'll know when your at a natural weight and healthy!

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14-07-09, 08:28 PM	#51
Emjay Man Fettler Extraodinaire Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke Posts: 7,417	I went to slimming world tonite....Jesus little britain got the piss take absolutely bang on. Basically you turn up, get weighed, sit in a semi circle and your weight loss (or gain) get's anounced. Weight losers get big rounds of applause. But if you gain weight!!!!.... There was a middle aged lady in the audience and the conversation went something like this.. "Pauline?...where's Pauline?? " (Pauline raises hand to acknowledge) "aah Pauline (sympathetically)...last week no loss, this week...........aah you've gained a pound.....how do you feel????........disgusted???" I swear I nearly fell off me chair laughing it was so surreal. Feeling dissapointed perhaps but to be told you should may be feeling disgusted!!! Anyway my official weight is 13stone and 6 pounds and my target weight is 12 stone 7 pounds. Here we go I did have one surreal moment when I thought of turning it all on its head and actually going with the intention of putting weight on every week just for a dose of public female humiliation...god I can be such a gimp

15-07-09, 04:19 PM	#55
Jaytee64 Grown up member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North West Posts: 540	Well done Emjay for going to the class - Having to sit there at the back with us Northern Harridan's must of been quite traumatic. Next week you can wear the little mask i bought you and serve us all tea in your special pinny. Those at Chatsworth will know the one - I think there was a picture floating around too

15-07-09, 04:29 PM	#56
ZermattGT Quad Lamp Commando Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Massachusetts, U.S.A. Posts: 4,299	Emjay, Good for you on the 1st 3 pounds. Despite eliminating all white or processed sugars and alcohol (but once a week) and moderating all other food intake. I might have lost 1 pound. Looking like I'll have to start additional blood pumping exercise to my current training schedule or I won't break through the "shell" of my metabolism.

26-07-09, 01:03 PM	#57
Emjay Man Fettler Extraodinaire Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke Posts: 7,417	did my Sunday morning butt naked weigh in today. Since I started this I have lost 8lb On advice I have reset my target weight to 12stone 7lb rather than 12 stone and this should give me my correct BMI for my height. So halfway to my new target and my clothes are starting to fit properly again without straining at the tummy.

26-07-09, 01:16 PM	#58
ZermattGT Quad Lamp Commando Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Massachusetts, U.S.A. Posts: 4,299	Kickass Emjay.