realy bad news - Page 4

Emjay · 22-03-09, 08:26 PM

Just remember John your car can be fixed in no time at all but I will be living in the hell of Stockport for a few years yet

Seriously though having travelled down with your good comapny this morning my stomach fell through the floor when I saw you parked up like that. Can't help feeling we should have left together so I could have cleared a way for you like we did this morning. Pheasants watch out!!

Anyway anything you need, parts, pick ups or a spanner monkey just shout up, you know where I am.

john johnson · 22-03-09, 08:35 PM

as the cat has good taste can i have the pheasant burger next month at the barbie

quattrokid · 22-03-09, 08:42 PM

hope these come out

got this from JJ sent 2 phots but this shows the full damage sustained.

Emjay · 22-03-09, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john johnson

as the cat has good taste can i have the pheasant burger next month at the barbie

by time I got home it was well cooked if a little bit gritty

john johnson · 22-03-09, 08:44 PM

afraid it does Rich

Coxy · 22-03-09, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emjay

by time I got home it was well cooked if a little bit gritty

Your Roadkill rocked!!

The blood was still dripping rather fresh when you arrived!

john johnson · 22-03-09, 08:48 PM

all i saw was this volvo driver swerve erratically then a cloud and i mean a cloud of feathers surface ! whats with the rubber gloves getting the entrails out you big girl?

Micky · 22-03-09, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by quattrokid

hope these come out

got this from JJ sent 2 phots but this shows the full damage sustained.

ouch looks bad but should be easly fixed

Emjay · 22-03-09, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john johnson

all i saw was this volvo driver swerve erratically then a cloud and i mean a cloud of feathers surface ! whats with the rubber gloves getting the entrails out you big girl?

you should have heard me wretching as I pulled out all manner of giblets, big chunks too!!

My lads face was a picture. Wide eyed and ashen faced he turned to me and said "is it dead Dad?"
At ten miles an hour you lose a feather or two...at a fair whack faster than the national limit....Its gotta be dead son. Today we dealt out death and pestilence to mother nature

Isimmo · 22-03-09, 09:20 PM

JJ, gutted for you mate....

22-03-09, 08:35 PM	#32
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	as the cat has good taste can i have the pheasant burger next month at the barbie __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

22-03-09, 08:42 PM	#33
quattrokid 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ayrshire Posts: 9,654	hope these come out got this from JJ sent 2 phots but this shows the full damage sustained. __________________ RS4 B5 (wife's / ours now ) S3 8L Imola Yellow S3 8L Nogaro blue UrWR SOLD UrS4 saloon (SOLD again) S4 Cabrio (SOLD) A4 cabrio 2.5 V6tdi (SOLD) 80 cabrio 2.6 V6 SOLD 90 quattro 10v SOLD 100 2.2e SOLD FOUNDING MEMBER the 200,000 Plus miles Club

22-03-09, 08:44 PM	#35
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	afraid it does Rich __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

22-03-09, 08:48 PM	#37
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	all i saw was this volvo driver swerve erratically then a cloud and i mean a cloud of feathers surface ! whats with the rubber gloves getting the entrails out you big girl? __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

22-03-09, 09:20 PM	#40
Isimmo Super Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	JJ, gutted for you mate.... __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.

22-03-09, 08:26 PM	#31
Emjay Man Fettler Extraodinaire Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke Posts: 7,417	Just remember John your car can be fixed in no time at all but I will be living in the hell of Stockport for a few years yet Seriously though having travelled down with your good comapny this morning my stomach fell through the floor when I saw you parked up like that. Can't help feeling we should have left together so I could have cleared a way for you like we did this morning. Pheasants watch out!! Anyway anything you need, parts, pick ups or a spanner monkey just shout up, you know where I am.

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