quotes to a woman to piss her off - Page 3

SteveCat · 29-05-10, 09:56 PM

I prefer your daughter,shes far tighter!

dubmeister · 29-05-10, 10:00 PM

During one of her fave soaps (which is all of them..

)
ask her whats happening

or just say no to anything she asks

Isimmo · 29-05-10, 10:03 PM

True story this...

I knew a bloke who met this Stunning Lass, and as their boyfriend/girlfriend relationship progressed he was clearly in love, but then, slowly became uneasy and then distressed... As the chaps manager and 'confidante' I knew something was troubling him and subtly influencing his work concentration... Finally he split from his girlfriend.

Getting ever concerned about his 'concentration' and work mindset, I called him in for a candid chat... And candid it was too...

The Stunning Lass was adventurous and preferred it (no insisted it) up the arse.

Bless, the poor bugger said it couldn't be much worse than shagging his best footy mate...

Whilst we always assume the blokes are the 'aggressors' and indeed 'Talk the talk'... More often than not, they are the shocked victim of naivety...

BIGGYIN · 29-05-10, 10:07 PM

Do you,ever see her now?

Isimmo · 29-05-10, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGGYIN

Do you,ever see her now?

About 10 months after our 'Chat' he hit and killed a PWay worker whilst coming back to depot with a Light Loco... Took it quite badly it has to be said... Drove again for about 3 years then came off the track with stress and left the job in 2004... So I suppose as his manager I didn't support him enough in his times of trouble...

BIGGYIN · 29-05-10, 10:15 PM

I meant did YOU ever see her again.Person talking about a friend,when it,s really them.

Isimmo · 29-05-10, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BIGGYIN

I meant did YOU ever see her again.Person talking about a friend,when it,s really them.

Alas no, It wasn't me... Not sure I'd cope with that very well either to be fair...

dubmeister · 29-05-10, 11:23 PM

Whilst heading south for a spot of diving, it doesnt go well when you shout HELLO......H E L L O.....H e l l l o o o o o .............

It was very funny..............and yes i was very very drunk......................

tommyboy · 29-05-10, 11:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dubmeister

Whilst heading south for a spot of diving, it doesnt go well when you shout HELLO......H E L L O.....H e l l l o o o o o .............

It was very funny..............and yes i was very very drunk......................

Id do that sober....anyhin for shit's (Dont You Dare!

) and giggle's

quattrokid · 30-05-10, 07:12 AM

Foreign girls do it better and for longer

.... Do I have to

I shagged you last weekend!!

29-05-10, 09:56 PM	#21
SteveCat 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,523	. I prefer your daughter,shes far tighter! __________________ Mercedes E220 Sportline Coupe

29-05-10, 10:00 PM	#22
dubmeister Grown up member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: swansea Posts: 218	During one of her fave soaps (which is all of them..) ask her whats happening or just say no to anything she asks

29-05-10, 10:03 PM	#23
Isimmo 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Sissix-by-the-sea Posts: 15,218	True story this... I knew a bloke who met this Stunning Lass, and as their boyfriend/girlfriend relationship progressed he was clearly in love, but then, slowly became uneasy and then distressed... As the chaps manager and 'confidante' I knew something was troubling him and subtly influencing his work concentration... Finally he split from his girlfriend. Getting ever concerned about his 'concentration' and work mindset, I called him in for a candid chat... And candid it was too... The Stunning Lass was adventurous and preferred it (no insisted it) up the arse. Bless, the poor bugger said it couldn't be much worse than shagging his best footy mate... Whilst we always assume the blokes are the 'aggressors' and indeed 'Talk the talk'... More often than not, they are the shocked victim of naivety... __________________ 1985 WR quattro, 1985 20vT RallyRep, 1993 MTM ABY S2 Avant. 2010 S3 Sportback.

29-05-10, 10:07 PM	#24
BIGGYIN 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Merseyside Posts: 7,976	Do you,ever see her now? __________________ q90 B2 Type 85 - q90 B2 Type 85-PROJECT-ABY 20vt KARL. Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown

29-05-10, 10:15 PM	#26
BIGGYIN 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Merseyside Posts: 7,976	Sad story I meant did YOU ever see her again.Person talking about a friend,when it,s really them. __________________ q90 B2 Type 85 - q90 B2 Type 85-PROJECT-ABY 20vt KARL. Injection is nice but I'd rather be blown

29-05-10, 11:23 PM	#28
dubmeister Grown up member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: swansea Posts: 218	Whilst heading south for a spot of diving, it doesnt go well when you shout HELLO......H E L L O.....H e l l l o o o o o ............. It was very funny..............and yes i was very very drunk......................

30-05-10, 07:12 AM	#30
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