Chat up lines - Page 2

quattro777 · 07-10-09, 09:47 PM

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

SteveT63 · 07-10-09, 09:50 PM

My Face Leaves at Ten O'clock....Be On it............

Booty · 07-10-09, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveT63

My Face Leaves at Ten O'clock....Be On it............

Now you'd get away with that sort of line.......especially at some God - forsaken hour and you've just pulled poor little Jasmine up at the lights for speeding! Rank has it's privileges.

tommyboy · 07-10-09, 10:01 PM

my personal favourite

Here love do you wanna go halves on a B*****D..:

or

Oi You...COME HERE:P

dubmeister · 07-10-09, 10:48 PM

Some of my favourites:

You're ugly but you intrigue me.

Do you go for casual sex or would you prefer me to dress up?

Wanna take a gamble? You make the bet and Ill raise the stake!

I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays?

Well, if youre not gonna buy me a drink, I suppose a quickie in the car park is out of the question.

Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him.

Be unique and different, say yes.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

So, you're a girl huh?

I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.

Let's take a shower together -- you smell.

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

You'll do.

I'm a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

SteveCat · 07-10-09, 11:06 PM

No Im not that bloke off the fucking Bill!!!!!!!!!

BIGGYIN · 07-10-09, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by amanda

Hmmmmmmmmm You lot are taking the pee

I,d never say that(unless i wanted a slap).That,s a bad chat up line.

styler · 07-10-09, 11:24 PM

nice legs what time do they open....

ive lost my phone number can i have yours.....

ill be 6 you be 9 ......

do you sleep on your belly, can i.......

BIGGYIN · 07-10-09, 11:31 PM

My ex-wife use to say(in bed) "When you,ve finished,just pull down my night dress".

Jaytee64 · 08-10-09, 08:00 AM

I once had a man ask me if I had "Experience of Anal Sack Problems". It worked for me!

07-10-09, 11:06 PM	#16
SteveCat 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,523	. No Im not that bloke off the fucking Bill!!!!!!!!! __________________ Mercedes E220 Sportline Coupe

07-10-09, 11:24 PM	#18
styler Moderator Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Donegal, Ireland Posts: 3,443	nice legs what time do they open.... ive lost my phone number can i have yours..... ill be 6 you be 9 ...... do you sleep on your belly, can i....... __________________ CRASH VALLEY CUSTOMS get 'er done...

07-10-09, 11:31 PM	#19
BIGGYIN 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Merseyside Posts: 7,976	Similar. My ex-wife use to say(in bed) "When you,ve finished,just pull down my night dress".

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quattro777 Super Sleuth! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Ireland Posts: 1,402	You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. True, there are a lot of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to catch and mount back at my place.

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tommyboy Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Turriff.Aberdeenshire.Scotland Posts: 1,053	my personal favourite Here love do you wanna go halves on a B*****D..: or Oi You...COME HERE:P

07-10-09, 10:48 PM	#15
dubmeister Grown up member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: swansea Posts: 218	Some of my favourites: You're ugly but you intrigue me. Do you go for casual sex or would you prefer me to dress up? Wanna take a gamble? You make the bet and Ill raise the stake! I like your legs so much Im going to name one Christmas and one New Years. Hey, can I see you between the holidays? Well, if youre not gonna buy me a drink, I suppose a quickie in the car park is out of the question. Would you like to dance with the greatest dancer in the world? So would I, lets go to the dance floor together to try and find him. Be unique and different, say yes. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. So, you're a girl huh? I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. Let's take a shower together -- you smell. Are you free tonight or will it cost me? You'll do. I'm a freelance gynocologist. How long has it been since your last checkup?

08-10-09, 08:00 AM	#20
Jaytee64 Grown up member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: North West Posts: 540	I once had a man ask me if I had "Experience of Anal Sack Problems". It worked for me!