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Old 03-12-15, 04:12 PM   #11
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Any suggestions as to what the aforementioned circumcisionist could do with the excised pieces of penile flesh?

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9. organic condoms ?
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Old 03-12-15, 04:20 PM   #12
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10. Salted Pretzel with sour cream cheese dip...
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Old 03-12-15, 04:34 PM   #14
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10. Salted Pretzel with sour cream cheese dip...
I bet some one has too 😖
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I bet some one has too 😖
Do you mean like a 'placenta party' type thing?... I suspect you're right, nothing new under the sun and all that jazz...
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Jazz or jizz ?
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Old 03-12-15, 06:48 PM   #17
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I doubt there will be any jizz involved. One of my friends had to be snipped when he was 18. He could hardly walk for a month, let alone use it for fun.
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This has to be one of the most abstract threads in Classic Audi history..
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This has to be one of the most abstract threads in Classic Audi history..

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Old 03-12-15, 08:24 PM   #20
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This has to be one of the most abstract threads in Classic Audi history..
Abstract topics and strange people seam to go gland in hand in this thread.

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