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Old 15-11-10, 09:13 PM   #11
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why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
ohh thats getting a bit deep
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Old 15-11-10, 09:14 PM   #12
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why do women do their bras up at the front and turn them around to fit yet undo them at the back ??
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Old 15-11-10, 09:52 PM   #13
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why do dogs love to stick there heads out of car windows into the wind but bite you when you blow in there faces
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Old 15-11-10, 10:25 PM   #14
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Why - don't you put yours like that Rich ?
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Old 16-11-10, 03:25 AM   #15
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Old 16-11-10, 03:50 AM   #16
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Why - don't you put yours like that Rich ?


last time I looked I dont need window baskets TVM

next you'll be asking do I sit down for a piss
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Old 16-11-10, 07:49 AM   #17
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why do women do their bras up at the front and turn them around to fit ...
We don't! A film?
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Old 16-11-10, 08:37 AM   #18
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We don't! A film?
If you have one!
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Old 16-11-10, 08:40 AM   #19
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why do women do their bras up at the front and turn them around to fit yet undo them at the back ??
I dont I get Mark to fasten my airbag holder for me so much easier and much more fun too
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Old 16-11-10, 10:22 AM   #20
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Why do they put traffic lights at roundabouts ?
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