How should i punnish my girlfriend's brother

golfinghippo · 26-08-09, 01:41 PM

what is the penalty for not looking were you are going and backing into my motorbike and in a corsa too thank **** i am between cars at the mo or he would have surely perrished

Daveymaclad · 26-08-09, 01:48 PM

Make him read the the whole of the class 56 manual you have as your profile pic!

golfinghippo · 26-08-09, 01:53 PM

sounds far too nice i want vengance there's lots of bent bits and scratched bits

i would need the haynes entire back catalogue with plenty of british leyland durge in it

quattrokid · 26-08-09, 02:00 PM

open his door and remove him feet first then bounce his ass up the street

send him to specsavers

SteveCat · 26-08-09, 03:39 PM

If hes in a Chavsa,kick his head in.
Speak to them in the language they understand!!

Heheeeeeeeeee

alternatively......flambe him over some pre-charred TWOCcists.

b2_sport · 26-08-09, 06:46 PM

Get him to give you the money for all repairs.

LYT4X · 26-08-09, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by golfinghippo

what is the penalty for not looking were you are going and backing into my motorbike

Depends on what sort of motorbike it is..........

If it's a Harley - give him a medal....

golfinghippo · 27-08-09, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LYT4X

Depends on what sort of motorbike it is..........

If it's a Harley - give him a medal....

Honda vtr1000 firestorm

Emjay · 27-08-09, 03:41 PM

make him polish your turds for a year til they shine

SteveT63 · 27-08-09, 09:37 PM

Tasered in the nads!!

26-08-09, 02:00 PM	#4
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26-08-09, 03:39 PM	#5
SteveCat 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 3,523	.If hes in If hes in a Chavsa,kick his head in. Speak to them in the language they understand!! Heheeeeeeeeee alternatively......flambe him over some pre-charred TWOCcists. __________________ Mercedes E220 Sportline Coupe

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26-08-09, 01:48 PM	#2
Daveymaclad 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Bursledon - Southampton Posts: 2,575	Make him read the the whole of the class 56 manual you have as your profile pic!

26-08-09, 01:53 PM	#3
golfinghippo Newbie! Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 8	sounds far too nice i want vengance there's lots of bent bits and scratched bits i would need the haynes entire back catalogue with plenty of british leyland durge in it

26-08-09, 06:46 PM	#6
b2_sport Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 820	Get him to give you the money for all repairs.

27-08-09, 03:41 PM	#9
Emjay Man Fettler Extraodinaire Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Up my own arse blowing smoke Posts: 7,417	make him polish your turds for a year til they shine

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SteveT63 Senior Member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Posts: 3,045	Tasered in the nads!!