Waggy-tails dog walking service.

[SteveCat]

Glad you posted this actually Simmo!

We have a lady cuuuucksssssucker (Waggybint),who comes to our local Bourne Woods.She lets about 8 of other peoples dogs out to (a)walk in front of cars (b)shit whilst she isnt watching where they shit (c)chew other dogs (balls) (d)think "This useless lass is a complete bloody walkover" (d and a 1/2) possibly get lost or abandon her and its owner!!

They look like they dont know what theyre doing,and dont care.Are they on smack?

I,however,offer a competitively priced Home/Pet Sitting Service anywhere in the UK.Telephoned daily report or fax informing the customer of how the days gone at their home/with their pet/s if wanted.

Runs out to the beach/woods/locally depending on what health the dog is in,what the customer specifies.

This is how ya do it Wanky Tails.And ya charge stupid money too!BAAH!

Steve