Can anyone translate this bo££€#s

[rtz62]

This is on an advert for a VW Pissrat 4motion;
Why can't there be a grammar filter so that it won't allow our potato eating Eastern European cousins to post an ad unless it makes sense???

our Car was bought in May 2011 with 56000 mileage and I'm is 3 owner. On this moment mileage is 80065. After bought, I found information in the service book about right oil for this engine and started use only VW specific oil Motul 5W-40 502.00. Change oil every 5-6 thousand miles and also have note in service book and all receipts. Cambelt was changed on the 48000 miles. Also was changed all filters, spark plugs, tyres and back brake pads. I used only VW genuine parts. Engine produce 193 hp and 280 nm and from 0 to 60 car spend 7.8 sec. Engine runs and performs perfectly.

Outside car finished in Deep Blue metallic paint but front bumper got few scratches (my mistake, I open the garage door and touch the bumper). Also the back left door have some scratches as well, but for 11 years car, outside condition is anyway good.

Interior is beige leather and alcantara and look very nice. I have two genuine floor carpet mats sets, one black and one beige. Bought black set for winter time use, but after leave, because I like it more. One time per week I doing a deep cleaning and everything look perfect for eleven years car. Also for comfortable You can use the front seats heating (in the cold time very well), climatcontrol, cruise control, sat nav, 6 cd changer, aux 3.5 mm jack for connect any MP3 player or mobile phone. In the summer time possible use the electrical two way sliding roof. When sun lights going on the roof, sun battery in the roof convert warm energy to the electrical energy and ventilation system in the car, cooling interior every time when sun lightening. In the dark time factory fitted xenon lights help to see better that yellow lights. Also rain sensor help to You control the wipers modes. Trip computer showing a lot of information about consumption and more. Tinted windows save Your private!

[andydunn2]

His English is way better than my Polish, Latvian or Lithuanian though......

To be fair it actually sounds like a pretty decent motor that been maintaned ..

[Isimmo]

My Nan had Consumption ....

Nasty it was too....

[bigkeeko]

Probably used google translate. To be honest, a while back I advertised my Ford Mustang on Autoscout NL and used the translator to have present advert in Dutch so it probably read similar.

At least he`s made the effort to be fair. There`s people that have been in this country for half their lives that wouldn`t even use English.

[Lofty]

Originally Posted by rtz62

This is on an advert for a VW Pissrat 4motion;
Why can't there be a grammar filter so that it won't allow our potato eating Eastern European cousins to post an ad unless it makes sense???

Wow ! I read the ad and thought Mr quattroturbo550bhp had gone into European sales.

[rtz62]

Really I should have no problem reading the advert, as SWMBO says I talk ballcocks all the time anyway.....!

[Daveymaclad]

Wouldn't be surprised if it was written by a 17 year old who's recently got an 'A' in English Language!

[saladdodger]

Easy to understand, i'd be going to look at that car, sounds nice.

[BIGGYIN]

As said,he's probally used a translator?Throws in weird words.

I was dealing with someone in Germany,on German Ebay.Only know about 6 German words(and not that many more,English.),so used a translator.
After a few messages back and forth,He told me to write in English.(Easier to,understand.)