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Old 22-02-10, 09:05 PM   #41
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This is what you want to frighten them with


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Old 23-02-10, 07:25 AM   #42
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oh sh*t how did that pic of me escape! haha this guy and the chinese guy playing monopoly in bens caravan
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Old 23-02-10, 06:18 PM   #43
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the only real way to upset/scare todays kids is to go to such random measures that they lay awake at night trying to get their head around whats happened, they arent scared by adults/police/violence they need a deep pyscological traumatising experience such as a man who fancys them
That's brilliant!
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Old 23-02-10, 08:48 PM   #44
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think about it, if a lad broke into your house and u caught him, if you beat him abit he'd be back either with friends or police in tow, if you tired him to a chair and gagged him then played monopoly with him for 6 days straight depriving him of sleep all the time talking nonsence and dressed in women lingerie, he'd be so messed up by the end of it, keep mention making love, 'tomorrow we make love i think your ready, inspect his rim every day do something random like dust it with salt an pepper an mumble 'hmm another 3 hours and the turkeys ready hmmmm' but never get round to it he'd be in fear for 6 days and sleep deprived then release him in the high street in the lingerie u had on, or take loads of pics of him dressed in the lingerie, whos he goin to tell?? can u imagen explaining it to ur parents/mates/police on fear of saucy snaps of you dressed in lingerie with a random fruit an veg hanging out ya hoop appearing on the high street
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Old 23-02-10, 10:59 PM   #45
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honest thats pretty mild
i aint even ventured into my weeing on things
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Old 24-02-10, 08:30 AM   #46
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Old 24-02-10, 09:58 AM   #47
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think about it, if a lad broke into your house and u caught him, if you beat him abit he'd be back either with friends or police in tow, if you tired him to a chair and gagged him then played monopoly with him for 6 days straight depriving him of sleep all the time talking nonsence and dressed in women lingerie, he'd be so messed up by the end of it, keep mention making love, 'tomorrow we make love i think your ready, inspect his rim every day do something random like dust it with salt an pepper an mumble 'hmm another 3 hours and the turkeys ready hmmmm' but never get round to it he'd be in fear for 6 days and sleep deprived then release him in the high street in the lingerie u had on, or take loads of pics of him dressed in the lingerie, whos he goin to tell?? can u imagen explaining it to ur parents/mates/police on fear of saucy snaps of you dressed in lingerie with a random fruit an veg hanging out ya hoop appearing on the high street
sounds like a normal week in our house
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Old 24-02-10, 11:46 AM   #48
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when is the rocky horror party Martin... just imagine Amanda in her fishnet tights and blonde WIG

oh she already wears that ( the wig I meant)
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