You can't have anything nowadays.... - Page 3

john johnson · 22-02-10, 10:11 AM

how do you know this...........?

Coxy · 22-02-10, 10:17 AM

quattrokid · 22-02-10, 10:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by john johnson

YEAH DO IT BEN....sell tickets so we can watch.......proper Rocky Horror stuff

@ dandan

W.T.F

ELECTRODES CONNECTED TO THE OVER HEAD pylons to the knackers will give him something to thing about.

Ben.... do you know any Gurkahs?

b2_sport · 22-02-10, 10:20 AM

Get another caravan and set a trap. Wait around for them to return and catch them red handed, seeinng as they are on your property you can man handle them to a certain degree before the police arrive.

dandan · 22-02-10, 10:23 AM

think about it, if a lad broke into your house and u caught him, if you beat him abit he'd be back either with friends or police in tow, if you tired him to a chair and gagged him then played monopoly with him for 6 days straight depriving him of sleep all the time talking nonsence and dressed in women lingerie, he'd be so messed up by the end of it, keep mention making love, 'tomorrow we make love i think your ready, inspect his rim every day do something random like dust it with salt an pepper an mumble 'hmm another 3 hours and the turkeys ready hmmmm' but never get round to it he'd be in fear for 6 days and sleep deprived then release him in the high street in the lingerie u had on, or take loads of pics of him dressed in the lingerie, whos he goin to tell?? can u imagen explaining it to ur parents/mates/police on fear of saucy snaps of you dressed in lingerie with a random fruit an veg hanging out ya hoop appearing on the high street

quattrokid · 22-02-10, 10:31 AM

are you ok bud

imagine Ben sticking his vagcom probe up the guys arse and checking for "fault codes"

ah...ring piece needs a re bore

dandan · 22-02-10, 10:34 AM

exactly anything random, u could feed him some ket aswell really get the party going

dandan · 22-02-10, 10:35 AM

nothing quite like the feeling of dying that a k-hole gives u

dandan · 22-02-10, 11:11 AM

hmmm the turkeys nearly ready hmmm

another game of monopoly

quattrokid · 22-02-10, 11:31 AM

this has to be the WORST thread drift on here EVER

.... IS that a C cup

22-02-10, 10:11 AM	#21
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	how do you know this...........? __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

22-02-10, 10:23 AM	#25
dandan big gimping Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: derby Posts: 1,105	think about it, if a lad broke into your house and u caught him, if you beat him abit he'd be back either with friends or police in tow, if you tired him to a chair and gagged him then played monopoly with him for 6 days straight depriving him of sleep all the time talking nonsence and dressed in women lingerie, he'd be so messed up by the end of it, keep mention making love, 'tomorrow we make love i think your ready, inspect his rim every day do something random like dust it with salt an pepper an mumble 'hmm another 3 hours and the turkeys ready hmmmm' but never get round to it he'd be in fear for 6 days and sleep deprived then release him in the high street in the lingerie u had on, or take loads of pics of him dressed in the lingerie, whos he goin to tell?? can u imagen explaining it to ur parents/mates/police on fear of saucy snaps of you dressed in lingerie with a random fruit an veg hanging out ya hoop appearing on the high street __________________

22-02-10, 10:31 AM	#26
quattrokid 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ayrshire Posts: 9,654	are you ok bud imagine Ben sticking his vagcom probe up the guys arse and checking for "fault codes" ah...ring piece needs a re bore __________________ RS4 B5 (wife's / ours now ) S3 8L Imola Yellow S3 8L Nogaro blue UrWR SOLD UrS4 saloon (SOLD again) S4 Cabrio (SOLD) A4 cabrio 2.5 V6tdi (SOLD) 80 cabrio 2.6 V6 SOLD 90 quattro 10v SOLD 100 2.2e SOLD FOUNDING MEMBER the 200,000 Plus miles Club

22-02-10, 10:34 AM	#27
dandan big gimping Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: derby Posts: 1,105	exactly anything random, u could feed him some ket aswell really get the party going __________________

22-02-10, 10:35 AM	#28
dandan big gimping Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: derby Posts: 1,105	nothing quite like the feeling of dying that a k-hole gives u __________________

22-02-10, 10:17 AM	#22
Coxy 4 Ring Mafia Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: on the side of a hill in Shropshire! Posts: 28,215

22-02-10, 10:20 AM	#24
b2_sport Grown up member Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 820	Get another caravan and set a trap. Wait around for them to return and catch them red handed, seeinng as they are on your property you can man handle them to a certain degree before the police arrive.

22-02-10, 11:11 AM	#29
dandan big gimping Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: derby Posts: 1,105	hmmm the turkeys nearly ready hmmm another game of monopoly __________________

22-02-10, 11:31 AM	#30
quattrokid 4 ring whore! Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Ayrshire Posts: 9,654	this has to be the WORST thread drift on here EVER .... IS that a C cup __________________ RS4 B5 (wife's / ours now ) S3 8L Imola Yellow S3 8L Nogaro blue UrWR SOLD UrS4 saloon (SOLD again) S4 Cabrio (SOLD) A4 cabrio 2.5 V6tdi (SOLD) 80 cabrio 2.6 V6 SOLD 90 quattro 10v SOLD 100 2.2e SOLD FOUNDING MEMBER the 200,000 Plus miles Club