You can't have anything nowadays.... - Page 2

missfire · 21-02-10, 09:00 PM

sad to hear

register the field as ''mixed native broadleaf woodland''...plant a few hundred trees in the corners...6 foot electric deer fence....and claim the 'woodland grant scheme'....to pay for it all..

until then...save your self the grief...keep safe..stay away if you can...

....these kids have guns ...

i personally think that the 'big show' from the police will give the kids a great sense of achievement....and make them worse

ignore them and they will go away..

OR... an even better idea....

find a couple of jersey bulls.....tiny...but just bad to the bone...born bad....they would NEVER be back after a run in with one of them!

SteveT63 · 21-02-10, 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by 4v6

The term "Feral" is what youre looking for Ben.

Feral as in "Vermin" and we all know how Vermin should be dealt with.

Dispatched at pace...."Now young Mr Scrotum, will it be Electrocution or Lead Poisoning?"

AAN 5pot · 21-02-10, 11:50 PM

Pull a hand-brake turn on the bastards

Kenquattro · 22-02-10, 02:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BW2309

Quite right mate! A little difficult to propely deal with when you're on Police Camera Action

but was glad the cops took it so seriously.

Guarantee the little scrotes will be back. Justice will be served one way or another!

Burn the little fooker's bike!

john johnson · 22-02-10, 07:36 AM

weld the back axle, that would sort the little shytes out

Coxy · 22-02-10, 08:37 AM

can't you rig the bike and then leave it for them to collect and use at their own peril?!

dandan · 22-02-10, 10:00 AM

no no no use the bike as bait, when they turn up, jump out a bush in full stockings and suspenders, basque and badly applied lip stick (all round your lips like a clown) chase em with your cock swinging out your lacy womens pants, shouting come back come back do u want a sweetie, then when you catch one pin him face down on the grass (all the others would of bolted by then) then while he's face down pull his trousers and boxers down and insert a dry finger in his rim (trust me a finger in the bum will feel like an 8inch throbber) thrust a couple of times with heavy breathing, they will never come anywhere near the field again on fear of getting bum raped, in fact chuck me 250 notes i'll get the wifes stocking out

Coxy · 22-02-10, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by dandan

no no no use the bike as bait, when they turn up, jump out a bush in full stockings and suspenders, basque and badly applied lip stick (all round your lips like a clown) chase em with your cock swinging out your lacy womens pants, shouting come back come back do u want a sweetie, then when you catch one pin him face down on the grass (all the others would of bolted by then) then while he's face down pull his trousers and boxers down and insert a dry finger in his rim (trust me a finger in the bum will feel like an 8inch throbber) thrust a couple of times with heavy breathing, they will never come anywhere near the field again on fear of getting bum raped, in fact chuck me 250 notes i'll get the wifes stocking out

is there something you ain't telling us!!!!

john johnson · 22-02-10, 10:05 AM

YEAH DO IT BEN....sell tickets so we can watch.......proper Rocky Horror stuff

dandan · 22-02-10, 10:09 AM

the only real way to upset/scare todays kids is to go to such random measures that they lay awake at night trying to get their head around whats happened, they arent scared by adults/police/violence they need a deep pyscological traumatising experience such as a man who fancys them

21-02-10, 09:00 PM	#11
missfire making wooden things Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: cow land Posts: 8,156	sad to hear register the field as ''mixed native broadleaf woodland''...plant a few hundred trees in the corners...6 foot electric deer fence....and claim the 'woodland grant scheme'....to pay for it all.. until then...save your self the grief...keep safe..stay away if you can.......these kids have guns ... i personally think that the 'big show' from the police will give the kids a great sense of achievement....and make them worse ignore them and they will go away.. OR... an even better idea.... find a couple of jersey bulls.....tiny...but just bad to the bone...born bad....they would NEVER be back after a run in with one of them!

22-02-10, 07:36 AM	#15
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	weld the back axle, that would sort the little shytes out __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

22-02-10, 10:00 AM	#17
dandan big gimping Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: derby Posts: 1,105	no no no use the bike as bait, when they turn up, jump out a bush in full stockings and suspenders, basque and badly applied lip stick (all round your lips like a clown) chase em with your cock swinging out your lacy womens pants, shouting come back come back do u want a sweetie, then when you catch one pin him face down on the grass (all the others would of bolted by then) then while he's face down pull his trousers and boxers down and insert a dry finger in his rim (trust me a finger in the bum will feel like an 8inch throbber) thrust a couple of times with heavy breathing, they will never come anywhere near the field again on fear of getting bum raped, in fact chuck me 250 notes i'll get the wifes stocking out __________________

22-02-10, 10:05 AM	#19
john johnson Moderator of sausages Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: sheffield Posts: 13,331	YEAH DO IT BEN....sell tickets so we can watch.......proper Rocky Horror stuff __________________ Mr OCD http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t144/jsquatts/ Daily rs4 b7 with buckets that play havoc with my piles And if you are reading this as James may would say ' you're a cock '

22-02-10, 10:09 AM	#20
dandan big gimping Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: derby Posts: 1,105	the only real way to upset/scare todays kids is to go to such random measures that they lay awake at night trying to get their head around whats happened, they arent scared by adults/police/violence they need a deep pyscological traumatising experience such as a man who fancys them __________________

21-02-10, 11:50 PM	#13
AAN 5pot Grown up member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 683	Pull a hand-brake turn on the bastards

22-02-10, 08:37 AM	#16
Coxy 4 Ring Mafia Classic Audi Club Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: on the side of a hill in Shropshire! Posts: 28,215	can't you rig the bike and then leave it for them to collect and use at their own peril?!